I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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this was really funny. makes me think of when i saw a huge container full of what i thought was chex mix when i was real high but when i got closer it turned out to be a jar full of dry cat food. i cried.
HAHAHA this made me laugh out loud!! FINALLY! Happy days indeed...
Lmfaoo funnny shit man this actually made me laugh out loud
Hahahaha, oh man, I've been there! Except it was more like I was just staring at the instant cup of ramen hoping hot water would bubble up from the bottom...
hahaha ive totally been there!!
Oh god. That's epic.
yeah this is awesome.....thats how i am every time hahahha
Damn dude. Why would you wanna stop?
-Tyrone the crack addict
If this is a girl I'll give you 8 inches of hotdog... you know you want it
lazy bastards like you are the reason productive stoners get a bad rap.
Nothing new :)
Been there, done that.
....is it there yet?
Run, hot dog, run like the wind!!
the more idiots that lose brain cells from drugs the better. rules out thos nitwits from making decisions in life
that would be so awesome right now...
This text is written in present-tense. If you were indeed in the condition that you say you were in at that time, you would not pick up your phone and send such a text, worded as so, to a friend.
Actually, I've had enough stoner friends to know that it is entirely possible to be that high and still text coherently... though, if this person actually BELIEVES that the hot dog stand might actually appear, he's on way more than just pot.
"the more idiots that lose brain cells from drugs the better. rules out thos nitwits from making decisions in life"
You lose brain cells from Weed? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh man, now i've heard EVERYTHING. That just made my day pal, thank you. It's ridiculous how uninformed and brain-washed some people are! Classic.
guys shut up. I've been stoned out of my mind an sent a perfectly worded text before. it's not impossible. let these people say what they want.
That's exactly what I think every time I read one of these "I'm so high" texts
that's why I keep a stock of frozen corndogs...