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  • this was really funny. makes me think of when i saw a huge container full of what i thought was chex mix when i was real high but when i got closer it turned out to be a jar full of dry cat food. i cried.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:12am
  • HAHAHA this made me laugh out loud!! FINALLY! Happy days indeed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Lmfaoo funnny shit man this actually made me laugh out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:41am
  • Hahahaha, oh man, I've been there! Except it was more like I was just staring at the instant cup of ramen hoping hot water would bubble up from the bottom...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:58am
  • hahaha ive totally been there!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Oh god. That's epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:02pm
  • yeah this is awesome.....thats how i am every time hahahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Damn dude. Why would you wanna stop? -Tyrone the crack addict

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Nothing new :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:32pm
  • lazy bastards like you are the reason productive stoners get a bad rap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:13pm
  • If this is a girl I'll give you 8 inches of hotdog... you know you want it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Been there, done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:34am
  • well..... ....is it there yet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Run, hot dog, run like the wind!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:30pm
  • the more idiots that lose brain cells from drugs the better. rules out thos nitwits from making decisions in life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:37pm
  • that would be so awesome right now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:54pm
  • This text is written in present-tense. If you were indeed in the condition that you say you were in at that time, you would not pick up your phone and send such a text, worded as so, to a friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:36pm
    • Actually, I've had enough stoner friends to know that it is entirely possible to be that high and still text coherently... though, if this person actually BELIEVES that the hot dog stand might actually appear, he's on way more than just pot.

      Submitted by kateri87 on Jan 15, 10 at 7:11pm
  • "the more idiots that lose brain cells from drugs the better. rules out thos nitwits from making decisions in life" You lose brain cells from Weed? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh man, now i've heard EVERYTHING. That just made my day pal, thank you. It's ridiculous how uninformed and brain-washed some people are! Classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:27pm
  • guys shut up. I've been stoned out of my mind an sent a perfectly worded text before. it's not impossible. let these people say what they want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:35pm
  • @5:36 That's exactly what I think every time I read one of these "I'm so high" texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:37am
  • that's why I keep a stock of frozen corndogs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:41pm
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