question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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