No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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The hair keeps his nuggets warm. Did you grimace when you saw it? Was it at least a Big Mac? Did you get the special sauce? Did you ask him to supersize it?????
Sounds like you didn't get a happy meal.
guess your not lovin it
It sounds like he needs to find the Wendy of vaginas.
Mc fucked up
Clowns are scary?
I really needed that laugh. XD
Does it make a honking sound when you squeeze the head?
gingers make better lovers
wow that sounds nasty!!!!!
Ginger dIcks ain't got no souls
sounds like mine... except i keep it trimmed.
porksword made my life. lmfao.
Close your eyes and McGurgle it.
Clowns need lovin too.
How is the ginger race still surviving?!