No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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Sounds like you didn't get a happy meal.
The hair keeps his nuggets warm. Did you grimace when you saw it? Was it at least a Big Mac? Did you get the special sauce? Did you ask him to supersize it?????
guess your not lovin it
It sounds like he needs to find the Wendy of vaginas.
Mc fucked up
I really needed that laugh. XD
Clowns are scary?
gingers make better lovers
Does it make a honking sound when you squeeze the head?
Ginger dIcks ain't got no souls
wow that sounds nasty!!!!!
sounds like mine... except i keep it trimmed.
porksword made my life. lmfao.
Close your eyes and McGurgle it.
Clowns need lovin too.
How is the ginger race still surviving?!