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  • Yeah...STDs, AIDS and unwanted children who will be raised by idiot parents are SOOOO much better than wrapping it.

    Submitted by lg1275 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:30pm
  • Dont be upset that they dont make one small enough for you.

    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 23, 10 at 6:29pm
  • BITE YOUR TONGUE!!

    Submitted by guidette79 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Ya cause everyone loves stds soooo much?

    Submitted by aj61 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:21pm
  • You are late. The modern inventor of the latex condom died in the 50's.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 23, 10 at 5:20pm
  • Fucking Catholics. Since when did the pope start texting?

    Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 23, 10 at 6:32pm
  • Just cuz ur birth certificate is a letter of apology from Trojan dont mean the inventor should be put to death

    Submitted by honda_red_400 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:45pm
  • That's ok, aids will take you out.

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 23, 10 at 5:36pm
  • Well a condom is cheaper than kids

    Submitted by ravishingrose on Apr 23, 10 at 9:04pm
  • Don't blame the condom if you don't know how to use it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 6:02pm
  • All these people talking about condoms breaking are dumb. I've never had that happen. Try using one that isn't expired! They don't break 25% of the time. Don't keep it in your wallet so it wears down. Use it right with lube or something! It's people like you that hurt population control and welfare. And, thanks for keeping the spread of diseases at uncontrollable numbers. Hopefully you will did and save us all the trouble of another ignorant jackass!

    Submitted by trancelot on Apr 24, 10 at 3:10am
  • Okay seriously. My area code gets the worst texts submitted.

    Submitted by lolocaust on Apr 23, 10 at 6:07pm
  • Better than sheep skin...or is it?

    Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 5:34pm
    • Also...if Asians are seen as being the first condom users (previously it was woman who dealt with birth control methods), how are there so many of them? lol

      Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 5:42pm
      • they got a head start when we all migrated out of africa. i dunno.

        Submitted by TowerCrane on Apr 24, 10 at 12:03am
  • Sadly if your retarded parents used one, we wouldn't have to deal with stupid comments like this.

    Submitted by cmiyc on Apr 23, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Wow, Pope Benedict, I didn't know you posted on TFLN!

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 23, 10 at 9:17pm
  • it's alright folks someone just had a bad experience no need to get angry happens to the best of us

    Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 5:21pm
  • Okay I understand that you had a bad experience and are a little angry right now, but no need to get crazy here.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 23, 10 at 5:37pm
  • I know it's terrible that there is something preventing you from contracting an STD or a child you aren't ready for. Fuck condoms, right? People kill me with their stupidity sometimes.

    Submitted by jMo on Apr 23, 10 at 9:40pm
  • Because I love STDs </sarcasm>

    Submitted by mannoroth0913 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:04pm
  • wait til this dumb motherfucker gets an STD ... then he will remember to use a jimmy

    Submitted by PSU5040 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:38pm
  • Stop talking

    Submitted by Gorius92 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:40pm
  • You would probably get laid less if condoms had never been invented. Just sayin.

    Submitted by tweedledee on Apr 23, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Just get used to it, condoms aren't going anywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 11:33pm
  • Go fuck urslef! The condom is genious. We should say thank u to the inventor

    Submitted by xThEx_Natural on Apr 23, 10 at 5:41pm
    • yes, the condom is genius.\nyour spelling however, is not.

      Submitted by mftw on Apr 23, 10 at 7:29pm
      • They need a thumbs up option for the replies made to comments. I give this a thumbs up.

        Submitted by AndICareBecause on Apr 25, 10 at 7:52pm
  • Condoms suck

    Submitted by nos71 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:32pm
  • 7.29 - Your lack of commas is criminal for an English teacher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 12:38am
  • Sex is always better without them tho lololololol

    Submitted by ericarto24 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Wrap it for who you want to be, not who you are.

    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 23, 10 at 8:09pm
  • It's okay mannoroth. I'm speechless too.

    Submitted by robotninjapirate on Apr 23, 10 at 7:46pm
  • Hold up there trancelot. I've always used every precaution and I've still had them break. So before you go makin accusations that are only your opinion, go read a book. Condoms are mean to hold up, but are not guarenteed. Read the box. So on behalf of anyone who reads your comment I'd just like to say, fuck off you uneducated simple prick. Thank you.

    Submitted by semperfidoordie on Apr 24, 10 at 7:42am
  • Wha do you want... Wooden condoms like they did back on ye old days?

    Submitted by wilddude on Apr 24, 10 at 12:44pm
  • Loser!

    Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:53pm
  • Your a dumbass.

    Submitted by apollojennings on Apr 26, 10 at 3:17am
  • False

    Submitted by ahob07 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:49pm
  • what the fuck is a premeau?

    Submitted by guidette79 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:47pm
  • 12:09 speaks the truth. I mean, come on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 12:29am
  • I'm pretty sure they are

    Submitted by mpk1414 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:58pm
  • 9.40 - A ";" after "know" would be correct grammatically.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 12:43am
  • For all that training and conditioning they have us go through in school....I still never wrap it...

    Submitted by hentailover on May 14, 10 at 1:11am
  • People used sheep skins before latex or intestins.

    Submitted by amilapeed on Apr 25, 10 at 1:21am
  • I'm sure they r joking but are in fact upset at the moment. Face it, condoms are mean! They give you this false security of being safe and worry free.....and then....BAM!!! that thin piece of rubber breaks and you are forever connected to this random hook up, who on a one night fling of drunkin sex, you got her pregnant and are now forever connected by this child you thought (because of the rubber) you were protecting yourself from!

    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 23, 10 at 10:34pm
  • If a baby isn't a "baby" until it breathes then your mom should of aborted you. You weren't a baby yet..right? Fucking idiot.

    Submitted by beccccaa on Apr 26, 10 at 4:08am
  • guidette's as useless as a condom

    Submitted by Premeau on Apr 23, 10 at 5:23pm
  • Just because you can't get pregnant doesn't mean you have to hate. You sound really stupid...

    Submitted by Singingflame on Apr 23, 10 at 7:09pm
  • I'm so proud of central Illinois.

    Submitted by mbblair on Apr 26, 10 at 4:01pm
  • Thanks for the head.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 23, 10 at 11:43pm
  • You're the biggest dumbass I've ever heard!!

    Submitted by mr_ed on Apr 23, 10 at 6:38pm
  • By far the dumbest txt I've ever seen in my life.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 28, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Condoms suck

    Submitted by gkgolfer3 on Apr 24, 10 at 1:21pm
  • Wow. I didn't know Catholics didn't have a sense of humor... Now don't go judging me Catholics, remember what the bible says about judging...

    Submitted by bigbear9 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:35pm
  • Keepin it real in the QCA!

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 23, 10 at 6:04pm
  • Lol how many of you guys REALLY use condoms though? Like fah real..

    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 24, 10 at 12:09am
  • Second, just so no1 gets first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 5:12pm
  • There would be so many people die from STDs and omg think of all the fucking babies

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 8:17pm
  • 1. yeah, it feels better without it, but\n2. it's way safer with it.\nits up to you homey

    Submitted by thepost07 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:17pm
  • I think some of you take TFLN texts WAY too seriously.

    Submitted by DPride360 on May 28, 10 at 1:52pm
  • Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

    Submitted by jazzy907 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:51am
  • You have clearly never used a flavoured condom. Or had an abortion. Stupidity for all!!

    Submitted by sunburnbaby on Apr 24, 10 at 4:59pm
  • This is all true, but condoms break like 25% of the time. Without them, things would be very different

    Submitted by BorisYeltsin on Apr 24, 10 at 2:46am
  • The first condoms were sheep intestines

    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Apr 24, 10 at 11:21am
  • Hahaha i like urallstupids comment

    Submitted by scanlan on Apr 24, 10 at 8:49am
  • Fuckin dumbass if you want yo die young than just don use one you don't have to if you don't want to it's not the law

    Submitted by sturty14 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:27pm
  • Flesh only eh? Just slide down a carpeted stairway with no pants and you'll get your rugburn high.

    Submitted by cheesemanultra on Apr 29, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Silly catholic! Sex is for...

    Submitted by iamelrebel on Apr 24, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Maybe this person had a condom break? Hmmm!

    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 24, 10 at 11:09am
  • Don't be silly! Wrap your willy!

    Submitted by lexiibabyl on Apr 24, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Haha 9.47 ftw

    Submitted by slutguts on Apr 24, 10 at 10:49am