i'm lost and i look like a hooker
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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