Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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