Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
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yehh im a little concerned as to why you think of breast feeding when a girl let you kiss her tits...
slap them hips and ride those waves
<3 I love "plus-sized" women.
that reminds me of hills have eyes...you dont wanna know why.
4:30 you are an official donkey
Well, it's obviously an 80 year old man who acts like an 8 year old. Simple.
true 11:36. but then again we live in a world where ANYone can get laid, you just have to try.
i say he's 12 and wants to be a part of the adult world by contributing a middle school text.
Boobies? What are you 8?
7:16 -- That joke has been used about a thousand times in every text like this. You need new material.
Hey. don't knock it!
If Stewie from Family Guy wants to text, then let the little tyke do it!
its like hes saying skinny chicks dont let him play with their boobs.
tht would b wierd caz it feels good
i think he used the word boobies on purpose.
Hate to break it to you but women of any size can have big breasts.
you ARE six months old.
for using the word boobies.
Fat chicks. They're not just for black guys anymore
That makes one of us.
young lady? what are you 80?
Both valid points. I'm confused.
Good thing about fat chicks is that they give good head a) they're greatful and b) they're use to eating ice cream, and they're damn good at it.
9:44, maybe NO chicks have ever let him play with their " boobies" before. He doesn't exactly sound like he's got a lot of game.