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  • yehh im a little concerned as to why you think of breast feeding when a girl let you kiss her tits...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:38am
  • slap them hips and ride those waves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:52am
  • <3 I love "plus-sized" women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:19am
  • that reminds me of hills have eyes...you dont wanna know why.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:10am
  • true 11:36. but then again we live in a world where ANYone can get laid, you just have to try. i say he's 12 and wants to be a part of the adult world by contributing a middle school text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:42am
  • Boobies? What are you 8?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:03pm
  • 4:30 you are an official donkey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Well, it's obviously an 80 year old man who acts like an 8 year old. Simple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:29pm
  • 7:16 -- That joke has been used about a thousand times in every text like this. You need new material.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Hey. don't knock it! If Stewie from Family Guy wants to text, then let the little tyke do it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:36am
  • you ARE six months old. for using the word boobies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:28pm
  • i think he used the word boobies on purpose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:27pm
  • its like hes saying skinny chicks dont let him play with their boobs. tht would b wierd caz it feels good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:44am
  • Hate to break it to you but women of any size can have big breasts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:58am
  • Fat chicks. They're not just for black guys anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:30am
  • young lady? what are you 80?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:49pm
  • That makes one of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:35am
  • Both valid points. I'm confused.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Good thing about fat chicks is that they give good head a) they're greatful and b) they're use to eating ice cream, and they're damn good at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:16pm
  • 9:44, maybe NO chicks have ever let him play with their " boobies" before. He doesn't exactly sound like he's got a lot of game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:36am