It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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