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  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:18pm

    azithromycin or doxycycline. for the love of god do not put anything with battery acid on yourself down there.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:50am

    Cuz you're a No-frills cunt?

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:46pm

    You're an idiot, it just takes antibiotics. If you know you have it, then you should have been treated because they'll do it right then. I got rid of it in a week.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:34pm

    I heard Milk of Magnesium is great for it.... .But you have to drink a whole bottle......

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:23pm

    5:18 is a tool of the corporate medical conspiracy. 4:54 is sharing what is KNOWN to WORK for many PEOPLE.

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:27pm

    SOOOO thats how you pop them

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:09pm

    Yeah, you guys should definitely freak out and call this person an idiot, I'm sure they were serious and thought that was a cure. Give me a fucking break.

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:54pm

    Actually the best home remedy for most chlamydia: 1 part apple cider vinegar, 2 parts iodized salt, 1 egg white (ROOM TEMP), half a cup of vanilla yogurt, 3-4 jalapenos, finely chopped, 7 baby tears, and pinch of battery acid. mix well, apply to genital area for 4-5 hours. repeat for 30 days and voila! CURED.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:02pm

    it is too bad there isn't a cure or anything......

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:19pm

    Man, the orange juice will clear that shit right up. You'll be just fine.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:03pm

    I think you should replace the OJ with bleach. Fucking idiot.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:15pm

    I'd try antibiotics if I was you. Orange juice won't kill that shit.

  • 27 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:26pm

    Actually you have to pass it on to five people before it'll go away.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:11am

    drink turpentine it will do the trick, if it doesn't kill you, it will kill the chylmids

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:43pm

    Had it after college. Took some antibiotics. Made me have to shit so bad that I stopped on the side of the road and shit in the woods in the middle of the night. I was about 20 seconds away from ruining my drivers side seat. But, the chlamydia was gone!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:17pm

    I think they meant Push-Ups, the ice cream. That's what I got from it anyway.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:47pm

    Prevention does not equal cure, though. Like putting on your seatbelt after the crash.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:25pm

    all the people on here that are taking everything people say so literally and bitching their little heads off need to lighten up. have a sense of humor. they're just joking. it will be ok, i promise.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:16pm

    and use a condom next time. This time it's clamydia, next time it's HIV

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:57am

    I don't want relationship I just want bang bang bang!!! Drink 10 gal of OJ

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:03am

    2:47 should be slapped. right after i stop laughing at 7:27 hahahaha, and just before u slap 2:47, 4:45 deserves a ribbon. so make sure u all slap him on the back for me!

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:02am

    not even 2 weeks of Antibiotics. Take a one-time .5-1g dose of azithromycin, clears it right up. You'll be kinda lactose intolerant for a little while after but it's clears it right up.

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:35pm

    No, killing yourself does.

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:10pm

    dude, just one time, one gram of banana flavoured antibiotics does the trick

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:20pm

    Acidic drinks like OJ actually make it hurt worse.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:17pm

    go to the dr. it's a one time treatment cure.

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:38am

    none of that shit works!! ive had it 3 separate times... the only thing that clears ot up is the treatment from the Doc's... GO SEE ONE!!!

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:35pm

    Just end your life. Solves all the problems.

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:43pm

    5:18 or if your lazy and want to save the cash just wait till the next time you get the flu they'll give you some z-packs for that shit and kill two birds with one stone.

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:47pm

    i dont know about push UPS, but PUSH POPS cure everything

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:34pm

    Just get Herpes instead you won't even notice the other one!!!

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:31pm

    I heard HI-C does the trick. Also Sunny Delight.

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:39pm

    Ummmmmm, yeah it does. Vitamin C will knock that right out.

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:45pm

    no but playing ass loads of call of duty will. as sarah silverman says, "Playing video games is an integral part of vd prevention."

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:33am

    Get some azithromycin. Youll probably need 125mg of Ceftriaxone IM too. :)

  • 26 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:39pm

    Stay away from the purple stuff though.

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:39pm

    And this is why such a high percentage of our country is infected with STIs...stupi fucks like you.

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:51pm

    This is the most stupid website I have ever seen. /endTFLN

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:59pm

    was she at least worth it?

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:37pm

    Oh, was that her name?

  • 22 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:36pm

    dude, its 2 weeks worth of pills, stop being a pussy and go to the DR.

  • 22 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:41pm

    rip off your dick and throw it in the nearest river. works a charm.

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:37pm

    If you dont go to a doctor and get cured it can cause permanent problems

  • 29 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:09pm

    The vitamin C in orange juice won't cure the infection, but it'll definitely boost your immunity. Not that you shouldn't, I don't know, use condoms, or anything.

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:16pm

    go to the freaking doctor you stupid idiot

  • 24 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:44am

    hahahhahahahah, sucks for you, but thats funny

  • 29 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:11am

    chlamydia aint that bad, its a one-dose antibiotic now, could have been much worse...tell the broad that gave it to you though, statistically women test false negatives more frequently than true positives...

  • 27 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:26pm

    4:45 worked for me too... but you have to make sure there are EXACTLY 7 baby tears.