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  • Actually you have to pass it on to five people before it'll go away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:26pm
  • I heard Milk of Magnesium is great for it.... .But you have to drink a whole bottle......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:34pm
  • Cuz you're a No-frills cunt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:50am
  • Actually the best home remedy for most chlamydia: 1 part apple cider vinegar, 2 parts iodized salt, 1 egg white (ROOM TEMP), half a cup of vanilla yogurt, 3-4 jalapenos, finely chopped, 7 baby tears, and pinch of battery acid. mix well, apply to genital area for 4-5 hours. repeat for 30 days and voila! CURED.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:54pm
  • You're an idiot, it just takes antibiotics. If you know you have it, then you should have been treated because they'll do it right then. I got rid of it in a week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:46pm
  • azithromycin or doxycycline. for the love of god do not put anything with battery acid on yourself down there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:18pm
  • 5:18 is a tool of the corporate medical conspiracy. 4:54 is sharing what is KNOWN to WORK for many PEOPLE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:23pm
  • all the people on here that are taking everything people say so literally and bitching their little heads off need to lighten up. have a sense of humor. they're just joking. it will be ok, i promise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:25pm
  • it is too bad there isn't a cure or anything......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:02pm
  • drink turpentine it will do the trick, if it doesn't kill you, it will kill the chylmids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:11am
  • I'd try antibiotics if I was you. Orange juice won't kill that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:15pm
  • SOOOO thats how you pop them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Man, the orange juice will clear that shit right up. You'll be just fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Just end your life. Solves all the problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:35pm
  • I think you should replace the OJ with bleach. Fucking idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Acidic drinks like OJ actually make it hurt worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:20pm
  • none of that shit works!! ive had it 3 separate times... the only thing that clears ot up is the treatment from the Doc's... GO SEE ONE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:38am
  • 2:47 should be slapped. right after i stop laughing at 7:27 hahahaha, and just before u slap 2:47, 4:45 deserves a ribbon. so make sure u all slap him on the back for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:03am
  • Yeah, you guys should definitely freak out and call this person an idiot, I'm sure they were serious and thought that was a cure. Give me a fucking break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:09pm
  • I think they meant Push-Ups, the ice cream. That's what I got from it anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:17pm
  • I don't want relationship I just want bang bang bang!!! Drink 10 gal of OJ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:57am
  • Had it after college. Took some antibiotics. Made me have to shit so bad that I stopped on the side of the road and shit in the woods in the middle of the night. I was about 20 seconds away from ruining my drivers side seat. But, the chlamydia was gone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 5:18 or if your lazy and want to save the cash just wait till the next time you get the flu they'll give you some z-packs for that shit and kill two birds with one stone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:43pm
  • I heard HI-C does the trick. Also Sunny Delight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:31pm
  • go to the freaking doctor you stupid idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:16pm
  • was she at least worth it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Prevention does not equal cure, though. Like putting on your seatbelt after the crash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:47pm
  • no but playing ass loads of call of duty will. as sarah silverman says, "Playing video games is an integral part of vd prevention."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:45pm
  • go to the dr. it's a one time treatment cure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:17pm
  • This is the most stupid website I have ever seen. /endTFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:51pm
  • And this is why such a high percentage of our country is infected with STIs...stupi fucks like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:39pm
  • hahahhahahahah, sucks for you, but thats funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:44am
  • not even 2 weeks of Antibiotics. Take a one-time .5-1g dose of azithromycin, clears it right up. You'll be kinda lactose intolerant for a little while after but it's clears it right up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:02am
  • Stay away from the purple stuff though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Get some azithromycin. Youll probably need 125mg of Ceftriaxone IM too. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:33am
  • No, killing yourself does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:35pm
  • and use a condom next time. This time it's clamydia, next time it's HIV

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:16pm
  • dude, just one time, one gram of banana flavoured antibiotics does the trick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:10pm
  • If you dont go to a doctor and get cured it can cause permanent problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Oh, was that her name?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:37pm
  • dude, its 2 weeks worth of pills, stop being a pussy and go to the DR.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Just get Herpes instead you won't even notice the other one!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Ummmmmm, yeah it does. Vitamin C will knock that right out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:39pm
  • rip off your dick and throw it in the nearest river. works a charm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:41pm
  • i dont know about push UPS, but PUSH POPS cure everything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:47pm
  • The vitamin C in orange juice won't cure the infection, but it'll definitely boost your immunity. Not that you shouldn't, I don't know, use condoms, or anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:09pm
  • chlamydia aint that bad, its a one-dose antibiotic now, could have been much worse...tell the broad that gave it to you though, statistically women test false negatives more frequently than true positives...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:11am
  • 4:45 worked for me too... but you have to make sure there are EXACTLY 7 baby tears.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:26pm