i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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I heard Milk of Magnesium is great for it.... .But you have to drink a whole bottle......
Actually you have to pass it on to five people before it'll go away.
Actually the best home remedy for most chlamydia: 1 part apple cider vinegar, 2 parts iodized salt, 1 egg white (ROOM TEMP), half a cup of vanilla yogurt, 3-4 jalapenos, finely chopped, 7 baby tears, and pinch of battery acid. mix well, apply to genital area for 4-5 hours. repeat for 30 days and voila! CURED.
Cuz you're a No-frills cunt?
Acidic drinks like OJ actually make it hurt worse.
all the people on here that are taking everything people say so literally and bitching their little heads off need to lighten up. have a sense of humor. they're just joking. it will be ok, i promise.
You're an idiot, it just takes antibiotics. If you know you have it, then you should have been treated because they'll do it right then. I got rid of it in a week.
5:18 is a tool of the corporate medical conspiracy. 4:54 is sharing what is KNOWN to WORK for many PEOPLE.
it is too bad there isn't a cure or anything......
none of that shit works!! ive had it 3 separate times... the only thing that clears ot up is the treatment from the Doc's... GO SEE ONE!!!
I'd try antibiotics if I was you. Orange juice won't kill that shit.
drink turpentine it will do the trick, if it doesn't kill you, it will kill the chylmids
SOOOO thats how you pop them
Man, the orange juice will clear that shit right up. You'll be just fine.
azithromycin or doxycycline. for the love of god do not put anything with battery acid on yourself down there.
Just end your life. Solves all the problems.
Yeah, you guys should definitely freak out and call this person an idiot, I'm sure they were serious and thought that was a cure.
Give me a fucking break.
2:47 should be slapped. right after i stop laughing at 7:27 hahahaha, and just before u slap 2:47, 4:45 deserves a ribbon. so make sure u all slap him on the back for me!
I think they meant Push-Ups, the ice cream. That's what I got from it anyway.
I don't want relationship I just want bang bang bang!!! Drink 10 gal of OJ
I think you should replace the OJ with bleach. Fucking idiot.
I heard HI-C does the trick. Also Sunny Delight.
Had it after college. Took some antibiotics. Made me have to shit so bad that I stopped on the side of the road and shit in the woods in the middle of the night. I was about 20 seconds away from ruining my drivers side seat. But, the chlamydia was gone!
5:18 or if your lazy and want to save the cash just wait till the next time you get the flu they'll give you some z-packs for that shit and kill two birds with one stone.
go to the freaking doctor you stupid idiot
Prevention does not equal cure, though. Like putting on your seatbelt after the crash.
no but playing ass loads of call of duty will. as sarah silverman says, "Playing video games is an integral part of vd prevention."
Stay away from the purple stuff though.
go to the dr. it's a one time treatment cure.
This is the most stupid website I have ever seen. /endTFLN
Get some azithromycin. Youll probably need
125mg of Ceftriaxone IM too. :)
hahahhahahahah, sucks for you, but thats funny
not even 2 weeks of Antibiotics. Take a one-time .5-1g dose of azithromycin, clears it right up. You'll be kinda lactose intolerant for a little while after but it's clears it right up.
rip off your dick and throw it in the nearest river. works a charm.
and use a condom next time. This time it's clamydia, next time it's HIV
And this is why such a high percentage of our country is infected with STIs...stupi fucks like you.
was she at least worth it?
dude, just one time, one gram of banana flavoured antibiotics does the trick
No, killing yourself does.
If you dont go to a doctor and get cured it can cause permanent problems
Just get Herpes instead you won't even notice the other one!!!
Oh, was that her name?
Ummmmmm, yeah it does. Vitamin C will knock that right out.
dude, its 2 weeks worth of pills, stop being a pussy and go to the DR.
i dont know about push UPS, but PUSH POPS cure everything
4:45 worked for me too... but you have to make sure there are EXACTLY 7 baby tears.
chlamydia aint that bad, its a one-dose antibiotic now, could have been much worse...tell the broad that gave it to you though, statistically women test false negatives more frequently than true positives...
The vitamin C in orange juice won't cure the infection, but it'll definitely boost your immunity. Not that you shouldn't, I don't know, use condoms, or anything.