bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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If you vag is like an open Pringles can, you need help.
This was on FML a couple days ago.
I knew I read this somewhere else before! freaking cheaters!
If it was on fml a few days ago, couldn't the op have posted it on both sites? Not like there's some rule about how many sites you can post your shitty life stories on
or...maybe two people just happened to think of the same metaphor?\nand let's draw this model to scale here. maybe the vaj isn't what's out of proportion...
Lay off the pringles and maybe somebody worth a damn will want to fuck you!
You must have a loose vagina. Probably shouldn't fuck as many guys as you do.
The fuck is this?
does nobody ever consider the fact that maybe, just maybe, the same person posted this on both fml and tfln? they obviously seem to go together...
it'd be ok if it was the same person who posted.. but it doesn't seem like it. if you read the FML she noted that it was her boyfriend who she had to explain that to... this text seems like a one night stand.
could be someone just borrowing the metaphor? How many pringle-vag manatees are out there, anyway?
First off, I've had sex with a few and never ever have they felt like noodles neither did one of there fingers! So you might wanna do something about that pussy of yours because I sure as hell don't have any problems like that!!!!
Quit kidding yourself! You know you secretly look for guys who can't keep it up. I bet that's what gets your rocks off! ;D
This was on fml
If you have pringle can pussy everything probably feels like overcooked pasta. You'd have to be fisted to have your walls touched
Cuz you do to much cocaine
Ahahahahahahaha, I didn't see this on fml, and it is hilarious!
This was on FLM first. Stop posting this crap
Shouldn't be as much of a slut
I feel morally obligated to slap everyone who said something about this being unoriginal. I'm starting to question my morals...
It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway! That's the metaphor we always used.
I can almost fit my fist inside a Pringles can.
I swear I just saw this on FML...
The one on FML said she explains to her boyfriend that sex between them was like picking up and overlooked noodle with a Pringles can. This tfln story sounds like it was a one night stand, or of course fake.
Zero effort 541
Gah I knew this sounded familiar...