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  • Submitted by Ritard on Jan 15, 12 at 2:07pm

    This was on FML a couple days ago.

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      Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Jan 15, 12 at 8:21pm

      I knew I read this somewhere else before! freaking cheaters!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 15, 12 at 6:08pm

    If you vag is like an open Pringles can, you need help.

  • Submitted by uchicago on Jan 15, 12 at 3:23pm

    If it was on fml a few days ago, couldn't the op have posted it on both sites? Not like there's some rule about how many sites you can post your shitty life stories on

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 15, 12 at 2:21pm

    Tebowesque effort.

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    Submitted by jj04 on Jan 15, 12 at 3:53pm

    You must have a loose vagina. Probably shouldn't fuck as many guys as you do.

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    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jan 15, 12 at 4:29pm

    does nobody ever consider the fact that maybe, just maybe, the same person posted this on both fml and tfln? they obviously seem to go together...

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    Submitted by tpfhela on Jan 16, 12 at 1:33am

    it'd be ok if it was the same person who posted.. but it doesn't seem like it. if you read the FML she noted that it was her boyfriend who she had to explain that to... this text seems like a one night stand.

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    Submitted by DOGFARTS on Jan 15, 12 at 7:23pm

    Lay off the pringles and maybe somebody worth a damn will want to fuck you!

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    Submitted by technoir on Jan 16, 12 at 8:32am

    could be someone just borrowing the metaphor? How many pringle-vag manatees are out there, anyway?

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    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jan 15, 12 at 2:56pm

    Shouldn't be as much of a slut

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    Submitted by mrwowzers on Jan 16, 12 at 12:29pm

    If you have pringle can pussy everything probably feels like overcooked pasta. You'd have to be fisted to have your walls touched

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    Submitted by torrie0490 on Jan 15, 12 at 7:12pm

    First off, I've had sex with a few and never ever have they felt like noodles neither did one of there fingers! So you might wanna do something about that pussy of yours because I sure as hell don't have any problems like that!!!!

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    Submitted by 4theCuse on Jan 15, 12 at 2:43pm

    Zero effort 541

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    Submitted by 20th_century_fox on Mar 15, 12 at 3:26am

    or...maybe two people just happened to think of the same metaphor?\nand let's draw this model to scale here. maybe the vaj isn't what's out of proportion...

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    Submitted by toshaama on Jan 16, 12 at 6:05am

    Quit kidding yourself! You know you secretly look for guys who can't keep it up. I bet that's what gets your rocks off! ;D

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Jan 15, 12 at 2:58pm

    The fuck is this?

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    Submitted by invernomuto on Jan 15, 12 at 3:17pm

    This was on FLM first. Stop posting this crap

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    Submitted by bacardicmu on Jan 15, 12 at 2:58pm

    This was on fml

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    Submitted by jwest15 on Jan 16, 12 at 12:18am

    I swear I just saw this on FML...

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    Submitted by infinetesmiles on Aug 14, 12 at 1:10am

    Cuz you do to much cocaine

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 16, 12 at 4:34am

    Ahahahahahahaha, I didn't see this on fml, and it is hilarious!

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    Submitted by dancer32196 on Jan 16, 12 at 12:42am

    Gah I knew this sounded familiar...

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    Submitted by OneCoolCustomer on Jan 17, 12 at 11:10pm

    It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway! That's the metaphor we always used.

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    Submitted by jake92hsv on Jan 16, 12 at 1:29am

    The one on FML said she explains to her boyfriend that sex between them was like picking up and overlooked noodle with a Pringles can. This tfln story sounds like it was a one night stand, or of course fake.

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 16, 12 at 10:54am

    I can almost fit my fist inside a Pringles can.

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    Submitted by Fallibility on Feb 6, 12 at 12:52am

    I feel morally obligated to slap everyone who said something about this being unoriginal. I'm starting to question my morals...