On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Girls should come with a carfax report
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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