do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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