Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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