you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Even my vagina gasped.
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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