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  • 75 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:48pm

    If checking for sores could be confused with masturbation, he's got a really weird stroke.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:45pm

    either way its a win

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:50pm

    1:21 is also a retard for wrongfully infering that i like men and using it as an insult even though he/she doesn't know whether i'm male or female myself though. dumbass

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:18am

    Dying fetus, amputated genitals, porn of the dead

  • 81 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:27pm

    Peter Gabriel, the singer?

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:52am

    11:50 is a retard. you can't say haha and follow it up by calling something not funny. dumbass

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:57am

    I'm gonna go with herpes. No one masturbates to webmd, that's just creepy.

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:16am

    herpes was created by the bush administration to wipe out gays and blacks in the 80's

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:51pm

    Sixth! Yay for herpes! It's the gift that keeps on giving.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:01am

    You spelled my name wrong. -Crispy

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:47pm

    herpes was created by the bush administration to wipe out gays and blacks in the 80's

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:40am

    haha probably option 2.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:44am

    the OP should have let him finish jacking off by taking a load to the face

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:34am

    Also, I like my name to be prefaced with "Douchebag." Douchebag Crispy. -Crispy

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:26pm

    I've totaly done that.

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:50pm

    haha not funny op Ur a loserrr cuz no one thinks this is funny it's totally logical ur gonna get herpes bitch

  • 65 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:23am

    Peter North, the porn star?

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:48am

    That napalm oozing from your scab-gina indicates the sender is the offender. Do the world a favor and get checked out.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:33pm

    516 pete ... peter miller? cecorra? probably all of them have herpes

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:18pm

    4:50 butch female or homo male???

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:43am

    I hope the OP helped by giving a good oral inspection of the offending member

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:36am

    Erika limpin sux cock good look up on fb hahahahahahaha she waaasssss goood

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:43am

    yeah, did it taste good when you swallowed?

  • 47 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:41am

    copy cat of post about jerking off to mens health