I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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i just had real sex, in a bed, for an hour. no burritos required.
Dont hate on the BURRITOS!
$3.99 x 60 min. ouch
I'm having sex with a burrito and have my phone in my ass on vibrate, call me!!! P.S. I'll take a shower later...
You, sir, are one sick bastard. I like that about you.
I just had phone sex with a girl, who was taking a bath, while she ate.....dude was that you pretending to be a chick again???
real sex in the bath tub while smoking a blunt then eat burritos after!!!
im down ;)
that's the most ridiculous statement i've ever heard....eating in the bath is a pre-requisite of bathing, regardless of gender.
by the way, i didnt need a bath to get me wet ;)
part of me wonders if i want to top burrito shits in a bathtub.
I just had sex, in the shower for an hour. Then I ate that taco.. Just topped that shit.
Sounds pretty lonely. I wouldn't want that shit
This definently has to be a drunken night.
Soggy buritos and wrinkled, shriveled penis sound so appealing... not.
how do you know OP isn't a girl?
i assumed it was a girl too..
bath = girl
Food sex = fucking gross
Why are you yelling
Nobody cares what you're doing GA Cunt.
Girls wouldn't eat burritos in the bathtub
guys don't take baths...
If this is your best accomplishment to date...possibly ever...don't add to the gene pool. Thanks!
if your mom had gotten an abortion it would have been her biggest accomplishment
Jeez...everyone hates on GA_Peach!