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  • Submitted by aloein on Nov 5, 11 at 11:28am

    i just had real sex, in a bed, for an hour. no burritos required.

    • 44 43
      Submitted by buck06 on Nov 5, 11 at 2:25pm

      Dont hate on the BURRITOS!

  • Submitted by funzo on Nov 5, 11 at 11:53am

    $3.99 x 60 min. ouch

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    Submitted by porksword on Nov 5, 11 at 4:21pm

    I'm having sex with a burrito and have my phone in my ass on vibrate, call me!!! P.S. I'll take a shower later...

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 5, 11 at 4:34pm

      You, sir, are one sick bastard. I like that about you.

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    Submitted by mojobanks on Nov 5, 11 at 12:49pm

    I just had phone sex with a girl, who was taking a bath, while she ate.....dude was that you pretending to be a chick again???

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    Submitted by lyndseyelyse on Nov 5, 11 at 8:58pm

    real sex in the bath tub while smoking a blunt then eat burritos after!!!

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    Submitted by PlERCE on Nov 5, 11 at 4:54pm

    part of me wonders if i want to top burrito shits in a bathtub.

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    Submitted by aloein on Nov 5, 11 at 3:44pm

    by the way, i didnt need a bath to get me wet ;)

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    Submitted by ikkin8 on Nov 6, 11 at 8:13pm

    that's the most ridiculous statement i've ever heard....eating in the bath is a pre-requisite of bathing, regardless of gender.

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    Submitted by imissrickscott on Nov 6, 11 at 6:39am

    I just had sex, in the shower for an hour. Then I ate that taco.. Just topped that shit.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by selfmademac on Nov 6, 11 at 1:30am

    Why are you yelling

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    Submitted by oohbubbles on Nov 6, 11 at 1:48am

    This definently has to be a drunken night.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by tayacb on Nov 6, 11 at 1:39am

    Sounds pretty lonely. I wouldn't want that shit

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 6, 11 at 1:14am

    If this is your best accomplishment to date...possibly ever...don't add to the gene pool. Thanks!

    • 36 54
      Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Nov 6, 11 at 1:44pm

      if your mom had gotten an abortion it would have been her biggest accomplishment

      • 34 43
        Submitted by PlERCE on Nov 6, 11 at 7:13pm

        win.

        • 44 37
          Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 6, 11 at 8:55pm

          Jeez...everyone hates on GA_Peach!

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Nov 6, 11 at 6:28pm

    Nobody cares what you're doing GA Cunt.

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 1, 12 at 6:26am

    Food sex = fucking gross

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    Submitted by Vindication on Nov 5, 11 at 11:30am

    Soggy buritos and wrinkled, shriveled penis sound so appealing... not.

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 5, 11 at 12:09pm

      how do you know OP isn't a girl?

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    Submitted by zoebunnie on Nov 5, 11 at 3:16pm

    Girls wouldn't eat burritos in the bathtub