Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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