you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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