I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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