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  • It's impressive when a girl is "phone-stealing" drunk and can still use proper punctuation...??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:31am
  • 4:13 don't say stupid shit on tfln to try and get a rise out of people,you should go out into a public place full of people and talk your nonsense,I'm sure you will feel more acomplished when you're in the hospital getting your broken ribs fixed and steel rods placed into your crushed jaw ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:26am
  • Ya I guess so. Those had to be there things shouldn't make it past the ops. I've found pretty much anything gets by on here. U should have to be funny to be an OP. IMO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:40am
  • Pretty sure I know who this is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:59am
  • First, now every one get mad because I said first yessssss I can control your emotions!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:10am
  • 6:44 why are you paying for this app? It's free.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:53pm
  • Weyqs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:22am
  • Can someone explain this text. It just sounds retarded. Not funny at all this app was a waste of money. I could have hit up Denise for a burrito at taco bell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:43am
  • Then she's DTF fucktard! Y u texting doucher?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:11am
  • I just laughed for so long. This is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:51pm
  • shit I knew this would end up here

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Mar 21, 10 at 1:18am
  • 6:44 It seems like some drunk chick stole this dudes phone and was texting his friend...it's not at all funny, maybe it's one of those:you had to be there things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:49am
  • 311--ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Someone explain this text. It's not funny. It's retarded. This app was a waste of money. I would have rather hit up Denise at t bell for a burrito.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:44am
  • 4:41 if u like doing that shit then go ahead and do it. you dont need to announce it to the whole fucking world cuz honestly, im sure none of us give a fuck about wut u do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:46am
  • People complaining about punct. Dude my phone auto spells and corrects.... I turned that on for just that reason... So I can't drunk txt but still be understood. Morons

    Submitted by sarahbeth1398 on Aug 2, 10 at 5:51pm
  • Audrey took Max's phone and texted random people. Max's friend replied. Max got his phone back, apologized and called her a phone-stealing drunk.

    Submitted by merr on Jan 24, 10 at 3:11pm
  • My father, my brother and I just finished our wild romp. I think I'll go cuddle up with my mother and do a little breast feeding before I fall asleep. My family is the best. It was sure a good family moment yesterday when we skinned our dog spot alive in the back yard:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:41am
  • FIRST BIATCHES!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:36am
  • 4:26, you sir, are the best kind of person. The funny kind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:34am
  • I know a couple chicks who actually get more anal about spelling and punctuation when they're drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Even if this was real, it sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:09pm
  • 4:10, what's pathetic is that you weren't even first. And this text message is awfully dumb and boring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:40am
  • iPhones can auto correct for proper punctuation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:46pm
  • Lol that's southeastern Ohio for ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:54pm
  • My drunk texts always have correct punctuation...

    Submitted by Peanut_Gallery on Jan 25, 10 at 7:17pm
  • I pay more attention to punctuation when I'm drunk too! Good job public school systems!

    Submitted by kimberlite on Aug 15, 10 at 11:31pm
  • she loves the dick.

    Submitted by nowayout on Jan 24, 10 at 4:08am
  • 12:54...subtract "about spelling and punctuation"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:02am
  • Ummm...okay this one is obvi fake. Howany people actually use punctuation or let alone use it when they r drunk....seems odd to me O.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:38am