Hi, my name's audrey!
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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4:13 don't say stupid shit on tfln to try and get a rise out of people,you should go out into a public place full of people and talk your nonsense,I'm sure you will feel more acomplished when you're in the hospital getting your broken ribs fixed and steel rods placed into your crushed jaw ;)
It's impressive when a girl is "phone-stealing" drunk and can still use proper punctuation...??
Ya I guess so. Those had to be there things shouldn't make it past the ops. I've found pretty much anything gets by on here. U should have to be funny to be an OP. IMO
Pretty sure I know who this is
6:44 why are you paying for this app? It's free.
First, now every one get mad because I said first yessssss I can control your emotions!!!
Someone explain this text. It's not funny. It's retarded. This app was a waste of money. I would have rather hit up Denise at t bell for a burrito.
Can someone explain this text. It just sounds retarded. Not funny at all this app was a waste of money. I could have hit up Denise for a burrito at taco bell
shit I knew this would end up here
I just laughed for so long. This is awesome.
Then she's DTF fucktard! Y u texting doucher?
6:44 It seems like some drunk chick stole this dudes phone and was texting his friend...it's not at all funny, maybe it's one of those:you had to be there things
Audrey took Max's phone and texted random people. Max's friend replied. Max got his phone back, apologized and called her a phone-stealing drunk.
4:41 if u like doing that shit then go ahead and do it. you dont need to announce it to the whole fucking world cuz honestly, im sure none of us give a fuck about wut u do
People complaining about punct. Dude my phone auto spells and corrects.... I turned that on for just that reason... So I can't drunk txt but still be understood. Morons
My father, my brother and I just finished our wild romp. I think I'll go cuddle up with my mother and do a little breast feeding before I fall asleep. My family is the best. It was sure a good family moment yesterday when we skinned our dog spot alive in the back yard:)
4:26, you sir, are the best kind of person. The funny kind.
Even if this was real, it sucks.
I know a couple chicks who actually get more anal about spelling and punctuation when they're drunk
4:10, what's pathetic is that you weren't even first. And this text message is awfully dumb and boring
iPhones can auto correct for proper punctuation.
My drunk texts always have correct punctuation...
Lol that's southeastern Ohio for ya
I pay more attention to punctuation when I'm drunk too! Good job public school systems!
12:54...subtract "about spelling and punctuation"
she loves the dick.
Ummm...okay this one is obvi fake. Howany people actually use punctuation or let alone use it when they r drunk....seems odd to me O.o