let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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