It's Friday. Sex?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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