I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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