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  • 47 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:33am

    12:03 She's PREGNANT. If there's one time in anyone's life were they have reason to be hormonal and mood swingy it would pregnancy. So yes, she should try to make sure she's not being a bitch, but calling a pregnant women names is pretty childish.

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:58am

    Uhh. Men suck. NEVER losing my virginity. Keeping it for God is stupid and creepy. Keeping it because those who you could have sex with are just freaky disrespectful pigs? Very good reason.

  • 39 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:25am

    god damn this website has made me lose faith in the male gender so quickly

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:05am

    Honey, if you don't want to be called names, don't breed with assholes. Find a man who will respect you.

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:02am

    there's too much anger on here over one pregnant woman...someone get me a coat hanger and I'll take care of that little bastard.

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:54am

    I do love orlando. And 1:02am, fuck the haters...I like the way you think! Are you male? And if so, wanna get married?

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:13am

    1: 56, I hope you get poisoned by a home cooked meal.

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:54am

    Lame. You don't turn into a saint just by being pregnant. And if you're pregnant to an asshole who'd call you names anyway, he's probably right on the money with his insults - tho still an asshole. You two are a perfect match.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:03am

    If you don't want to be called names, quit doing things to make that happen. You send the wrong message by doing that. I promise you, if you weren't being a bitch, you wouldn't be called one. Put your hormonal, estrogenical treachery away, and you'll be good. -Guys Behalf

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:36am

    FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS LIMP DICK OF A MAN

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:57pm

    I hate it when men call women a "good girl" in ref to sex. It's so demeaning.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:28pm

    Dude, this is the first text that made me feel legit sad

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:19am

    1:56, do you know what arsenic tastes like? Do you still want us women to cook you something?

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:14pm

    wait.. 2:28 and 5:34 why does this make you feel bad?

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:56am

    1:43 no one cares wether or not she wanted the kid. now stfu while men are talking, get in the kitchen and cook us something to eat.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:06am

    Yes, I'm a Dom too and I often tell my darling sub to take it like a good boy.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:46pm

    amber, is that you???

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:57pm

    and this is why i love orlando <3

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:16pm

    1:44PM... I love you too. And no we did not get back together. He didn't talk to me for a few weeks and when he finally did I told him I was getting an abortion because I would rather shit baby guts for a week than have a part of him with me for the rest of my life. I'm a bitch.

  • 25 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:34pm

    2:28 Agreed, I'm a guy and this made me feel horrible.

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:48pm

    12:05 Word. 12:25, word to you too.

  • 26 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:49pm

    10:46 YES!!! oh my god how did you know??

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:46pm

    YES!!! oh my god how did you know??

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:59am

    MAYBE IT WAS A JOKE! this is a joke website, i doubt if the situation was close to serious she wouldnt post it. dummbbbazzesss

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:00am

    im fucking naseated by this shit

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:48pm

    yeah... pretty sure you have the wrong number

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:34pm

    Lmfao. As a Dom, 10:57 reminds me of how great my sex life is.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:22pm

    10:57, some people get off on that. Please refer to "The Lifestyle," or "BDSM."

  • 25 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:43am

    maybe she actually wanted the baby and her husband was being a dick. ever think of that, 1:02?

  • 25 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:56pm

    Amber, did you ever get the cum out of your hair? My vision was blurred.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:28pm

    "shit baby guts", 4:16? I don't think you understand how abortions work....

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:31am

    Am I the only person that thought she was actually HOLDING the child, like in her arms?

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:10am

    Lord, I'm pregnant and my area code is 407, this could have EASILY been me. FML

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:46pm

    well if you had just swallowed like a good girl, you wouldn't be carrying a child

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:32pm

    10:57 Be a good girl and shut the fuck up.

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:36am

    So I posted this. It all came about because I caught my guy cheating so I convinced him I was pregnant to freak him out. It worked. It was hilarious.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:59am

    ^ Lame. Be more original.

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:43pm

    Learn to laugh ladies, fuck.

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:55am

    12:50 I'm sorry, I retract my statement towards you. Context is everything. Good luck with the wife and baby!

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:44pm

    she sounds like she deserves to be spit upon by random people whilst walking down the street.

  • 23 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:44pm

    9:36...I love you :)

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:54am

    Fucking Hilarious. Worthless trailer trash is the heartbeat of america. This is a classic example. Ever think of Birth contol??? Stupid fucking people!

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:28am

    12:25am Please refer to the post at 12:03am. Something tells me the woman who texted this had a hand in it herself.

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:10pm

    4:16 good for you.

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:29am

    God I love women sooooo much....

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:43am

    i miss my girlfriend

  • 21 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:24pm

    ^^ Some people get off on it. Some don't realize the connotation. Most people are just assholes about it.

  • 24 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:18am

    8:58 That's the smartest thing I've read on this site...

  • 23 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:26pm

    11:22 yep.. I know someone who does..

  • 15 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:15am

    Hahahahahahaha great shit. Ps: Stop taking things so personal ppl. Take that stick out yo ass.