Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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god damn this website has made me lose faith in the male gender so quickly
Honey, if you don't want to be called names, don't breed with assholes. Find a man who will respect you.
12:03 She's PREGNANT. If there's one time in anyone's life were they have reason to be hormonal and mood swingy it would pregnancy. So yes, she should try to make sure she's not being a bitch, but calling a pregnant women names is pretty childish.
Be a good girl and shut the fuck up.
Lmfao. As a Dom, 10:57 reminds me of how great my sex life is.
Uhh. Men suck. NEVER losing my virginity. Keeping it for God is stupid and creepy. Keeping it because those who you could have sex with are just freaky disrespectful pigs? Very good reason.
1: 56, I hope you get poisoned by a home cooked meal.
MAYBE IT WAS A JOKE! this is a joke website, i doubt if the situation was close to serious she wouldnt post it. dummbbbazzesss
2:28 and 5:34
why does this make you feel bad?
Amber, did you ever get the cum out of your hair? My vision was blurred.
there's too much anger on here over one pregnant woman...someone get me a coat hanger and I'll take care of that little bastard.
I do love orlando. And 1:02am, fuck the haters...I like the way you think! Are you male? And if so, wanna get married?
Lame. You don't turn into a saint just by being pregnant. And if you're pregnant to an asshole who'd call you names anyway, he's probably right on the money with his insults - tho still an asshole. You two are a perfect match.
Agreed, I'm a guy and this made me feel horrible.
no one cares wether or not she wanted the kid. now stfu while men are talking, get in the kitchen and cook us something to eat.
If you don't want to be called names, quit doing things to make that happen. You send the wrong message by doing that. I promise you, if you weren't being a bitch, you wouldn't be called one. Put your hormonal, estrogenical treachery away, and you'll be good.
I hate it when men call women a "good girl" in ref to sex. It's so demeaning.
So I posted this. It all came about because I caught my guy cheating so I convinced him I was pregnant to freak him out. It worked. It was hilarious.
well if you had just swallowed like a good girl, you wouldn't be carrying a child
12:50 I'm sorry, I retract my statement towards you. Context is everything. Good luck with the wife and baby!
good for you.
"shit baby guts", 4:16? I don't think you understand how abortions work....
Dude, this is the first text that made me feel legit sad
maybe she actually wanted the baby and her husband was being a dick.
ever think of that, 1:02?
^ Lame. Be more original.
yeah... pretty sure you have the wrong number
Please refer to the post at 12:03am. Something tells me the woman who texted this had a hand in it herself.
10:57, some people get off on that. Please refer to "The Lifestyle," or "BDSM."
FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS LIMP DICK OF A MAN
Lord, I'm pregnant and my area code is 407, this could have EASILY been me. FML
1:44PM... I love you too. And no we did not get back together. He didn't talk to me for a few weeks and when he finally did I told him I was getting an abortion because I would rather shit baby guts for a week than have a part of him with me for the rest of my life. I'm a bitch.
God I love women sooooo much....
9:36...I love you :)
1:56, do you know what arsenic tastes like? Do you still want us women to cook you something?
YES!!! oh my god how did you know??
YES!!! oh my god how did you know??
Fucking Hilarious. Worthless trailer trash is the heartbeat of america. This is a classic example. Ever think of Birth contol??? Stupid fucking people!
12:25, word to you too.
Learn to laugh ladies, fuck.
Am I the only person that thought she was actually HOLDING the child, like in her arms?
she sounds like she deserves to be spit upon by random people whilst walking down the street.
amber, is that you???
and this is why i love orlando <3
Yes, I'm a Dom too and I often tell my darling sub to take it like a good boy.
im fucking naseated by this shit
^^ Some people get off on it. Some don't realize the connotation. Most people are just assholes about it.
That's the smartest thing I've read on this site...
i miss my girlfriend
11:22 yep.. I know someone who does..
Hahahahahahaha great shit. Ps: Stop taking things so personal ppl. Take that stick out yo ass.