Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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god damn this website has made me lose faith in the male gender so quickly
12:03 She's PREGNANT. If there's one time in anyone's life were they have reason to be hormonal and mood swingy it would pregnancy. So yes, she should try to make sure she's not being a bitch, but calling a pregnant women names is pretty childish.
Lmfao. As a Dom, 10:57 reminds me of how great my sex life is.
Be a good girl and shut the fuck up.
2:28 and 5:34
why does this make you feel bad?
there's too much anger on here over one pregnant woman...someone get me a coat hanger and I'll take care of that little bastard.
Honey, if you don't want to be called names, don't breed with assholes. Find a man who will respect you.
no one cares wether or not she wanted the kid. now stfu while men are talking, get in the kitchen and cook us something to eat.
Uhh. Men suck. NEVER losing my virginity. Keeping it for God is stupid and creepy. Keeping it because those who you could have sex with are just freaky disrespectful pigs? Very good reason.
1: 56, I hope you get poisoned by a home cooked meal.
MAYBE IT WAS A JOKE! this is a joke website, i doubt if the situation was close to serious she wouldnt post it. dummbbbazzesss
Amber, did you ever get the cum out of your hair? My vision was blurred.
Agreed, I'm a guy and this made me feel horrible.
So I posted this. It all came about because I caught my guy cheating so I convinced him I was pregnant to freak him out. It worked. It was hilarious.
Lame. You don't turn into a saint just by being pregnant. And if you're pregnant to an asshole who'd call you names anyway, he's probably right on the money with his insults - tho still an asshole. You two are a perfect match.
I do love orlando. And 1:02am, fuck the haters...I like the way you think! Are you male? And if so, wanna get married?
I hate it when men call women a "good girl" in ref to sex. It's so demeaning.
If you don't want to be called names, quit doing things to make that happen. You send the wrong message by doing that. I promise you, if you weren't being a bitch, you wouldn't be called one. Put your hormonal, estrogenical treachery away, and you'll be good.
good for you.
12:50 I'm sorry, I retract my statement towards you. Context is everything. Good luck with the wife and baby!
well if you had just swallowed like a good girl, you wouldn't be carrying a child
"shit baby guts", 4:16? I don't think you understand how abortions work....
maybe she actually wanted the baby and her husband was being a dick.
ever think of that, 1:02?
9:36...I love you :)
Dude, this is the first text that made me feel legit sad
Lord, I'm pregnant and my area code is 407, this could have EASILY been me. FML
Please refer to the post at 12:03am. Something tells me the woman who texted this had a hand in it herself.
YES!!! oh my god how did you know??
yeah... pretty sure you have the wrong number
FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS LIMP DICK OF A MAN
Learn to laugh ladies, fuck.
10:57, some people get off on that. Please refer to "The Lifestyle," or "BDSM."
1:56, do you know what arsenic tastes like? Do you still want us women to cook you something?
12:25, word to you too.
^ Lame. Be more original.
YES!!! oh my god how did you know??
God I love women sooooo much....
Am I the only person that thought she was actually HOLDING the child, like in her arms?
amber, is that you???
she sounds like she deserves to be spit upon by random people whilst walking down the street.
1:44PM... I love you too. And no we did not get back together. He didn't talk to me for a few weeks and when he finally did I told him I was getting an abortion because I would rather shit baby guts for a week than have a part of him with me for the rest of my life. I'm a bitch.
Fucking Hilarious. Worthless trailer trash is the heartbeat of america. This is a classic example. Ever think of Birth contol??? Stupid fucking people!
and this is why i love orlando <3
Yes, I'm a Dom too and I often tell my darling sub to take it like a good boy.
im fucking naseated by this shit
^^ Some people get off on it. Some don't realize the connotation. Most people are just assholes about it.
That's the smartest thing I've read on this site...
11:22 yep.. I know someone who does..
i miss my girlfriend
Hahahahahahaha great shit. Ps: Stop taking things so personal ppl. Take that stick out yo ass.