Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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It's Alabama, it probably actually was her cousin...
Have her pay for it in road head.
Hah. Cool Story Bro: Friend of mine from high school tried to do this to me, one summer when we were both home from college. He framed it as a "road trip" of about 75 miles each way, and I only found out it was a booty call when I started asking him some probing questions. To top it off, this was to be done in my parents' car, which my dad needed to drive to work. Told him to take a flying f*ck at a rolling donut, and my parents and I all had a good laugh about it afterwards.
Not a cool story bro @Getoffmylawn