How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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