OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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