I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
