you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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