Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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