dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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What's wrong with a little friend-friend fingering?
Where's your other hand?
Between two pillows.
Those aren't pillows!!!!!!!
Damn you, 12:24. That's what I was going to say!!!!
really cause i thought it was my finger
Faaake and not even funny.
4:37 - Nice Planes, Trains and Automobiles quote.
11:28, I believe you mean "butt-fucking hysterical"
"I love it when you play with my ass"
"......I'm not playing with you're ass"
"Oops, my bad"
lmfao im from the 816 and i can see this happening
who waits and texts this apology??
Every day seems we get another Obama miscalculation
10:03 #2 has no life
Kobe tell me how my ass tastes
wow, that's a really awkward conversation to have with a friend
At least it didn't say, "No homo"
well i guess nothing says best friends better than putting your finger in your friends butt haha
hahaha, that is too good.
haha. dude, how did it taste? (:D
"you put your finger in your ass at night too?!"
Lol "we took a shower together"
"I think it brought our friendship to a whole new level"
The good news is, if you're still friends after this event you'll probably stay friends for a long time. But fucking hysterical either way.
Haha. Worst excuse for wanting to finger someone's asshole.
So, you either slept nekkid next to your buddy, or you didn't realize that you couldn't feel yourself scratching your own butt before the insertion. Either way, time to stop drinking!
"did you just touch my ass?"
"sir from where i'm standing that is a physical impossibility"
"I know all your tricks"
what kind of night did you have????
You hang out at the Liberty Memorial don't you?
7:23 - time to read a dictionary. Nekkid? Seriously, what are you? A 14 year old nerd?
sigh...of course this is from KCMO. i need to move.
Why would you be fingering your own butt?
Lmao "Ray!" *sound effect* "Oh, sorry. My bad."