dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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What's wrong with a little friend-friend fingering?
Where's your other hand?
Between two pillows.
Those aren't pillows!!!!!!!
Damn you, 12:24. That's what I was going to say!!!!
really cause i thought it was my finger
Faaake and not even funny.
4:37 - Nice Planes, Trains and Automobiles quote.
"I love it when you play with my ass"
"......I'm not playing with you're ass"
"Oops, my bad"
11:28, I believe you mean "butt-fucking hysterical"
Kobe tell me how my ass tastes
lmfao im from the 816 and i can see this happening
Every day seems we get another Obama miscalculation
wow, that's a really awkward conversation to have with a friend
10:03 #2 has no life
At least it didn't say, "No homo"
well i guess nothing says best friends better than putting your finger in your friends butt haha
haha. dude, how did it taste? (:D
who waits and texts this apology??
hahaha, that is too good.
Haha. Worst excuse for wanting to finger someone's asshole.
Lol "we took a shower together"
"I think it brought our friendship to a whole new level"
So, you either slept nekkid next to your buddy, or you didn't realize that you couldn't feel yourself scratching your own butt before the insertion. Either way, time to stop drinking!
"you put your finger in your ass at night too?!"
7:23 - time to read a dictionary. Nekkid? Seriously, what are you? A 14 year old nerd?
The good news is, if you're still friends after this event you'll probably stay friends for a long time. But fucking hysterical either way.
You hang out at the Liberty Memorial don't you?
"did you just touch my ass?"
"sir from where i'm standing that is a physical impossibility"
"I know all your tricks"
what kind of night did you have????
sigh...of course this is from KCMO. i need to move.
Lmao "Ray!" *sound effect* "Oh, sorry. My bad."
Why would you be fingering your own butt?