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  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:07pm

    10:03 #2 has no life

  • 76 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:20pm

    Kobe tell me how my ass tastes Sincerly Shaq

  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:01pm

    really cause i thought it was my finger

  • 83 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:37am

    Where's your other hand? Between two pillows. Those aren't pillows!!!!!!! AAARGH

  • 69 52
    Submitted by gunchicken on Jul 26, 10 at 6:32pm

    What's wrong with a little friend-friend fingering?

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:46am

    Damn you, 12:24. That's what I was going to say!!!!

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:11pm

    well i guess nothing says best friends better than putting your finger in your friends butt haha

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:27pm

    At least it didn't say, "No homo"

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:03pm

    "I love it when you play with my ass" "......I'm not playing with you're ass" "Oops, my bad"

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:08am

    Faaake and not even funny.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 8:53am

    4:37 - Nice Planes, Trains and Automobiles quote.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:10am

    Haha. Worst excuse for wanting to finger someone's asshole.

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:07pm

    sigh...of course this is from KCMO. i need to move.

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:56am

    "you put your finger in your ass at night too?!"

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:58am

    who waits and texts this apology??

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:12am

    lmfao im from the 816 and i can see this happening

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:01pm

    wow, that's a really awkward conversation to have with a friend

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:43am

    Every day seems we get another Obama miscalculation

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:24am

    11:28, I believe you mean "butt-fucking hysterical"

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:12am

    what kind of night did you have????

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:41pm

    7:23 - time to read a dictionary. Nekkid? Seriously, what are you? A 14 year old nerd?

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:00pm

    haha. dude, how did it taste? (:D

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:26am

    Why would you be fingering your own butt?

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:28pm

    The good news is, if you're still friends after this event you'll probably stay friends for a long time. But fucking hysterical either way.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:24am

    You hang out at the Liberty Memorial don't you?

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:23am

    So, you either slept nekkid next to your buddy, or you didn't realize that you couldn't feel yourself scratching your own butt before the insertion. Either way, time to stop drinking!

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:13am

    Lol "we took a shower together" "I think it brought our friendship to a whole new level" Ahahahahaha

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:12pm

    "did you just touch my ass?" "sir from where i'm standing that is a physical impossibility" "I know all your tricks"

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:43am

    hahaha, that is too good.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:42pm

    Lmao "Ray!" *sound effect* "Oh, sorry. My bad."