dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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What's wrong with a little friend-friend fingering?
Where's your other hand?
Between two pillows.
Those aren't pillows!!!!!!!
Damn you, 12:24. That's what I was going to say!!!!
really cause i thought it was my finger
Faaake and not even funny.
4:37 - Nice Planes, Trains and Automobiles quote.
11:28, I believe you mean "butt-fucking hysterical"
"I love it when you play with my ass"
"......I'm not playing with you're ass"
"Oops, my bad"
Kobe tell me how my ass tastes
lmfao im from the 816 and i can see this happening
Every day seems we get another Obama miscalculation
10:03 #2 has no life
wow, that's a really awkward conversation to have with a friend
who waits and texts this apology??
At least it didn't say, "No homo"
well i guess nothing says best friends better than putting your finger in your friends butt haha
haha. dude, how did it taste? (:D
hahaha, that is too good.
Lol "we took a shower together"
"I think it brought our friendship to a whole new level"
Haha. Worst excuse for wanting to finger someone's asshole.
"you put your finger in your ass at night too?!"
So, you either slept nekkid next to your buddy, or you didn't realize that you couldn't feel yourself scratching your own butt before the insertion. Either way, time to stop drinking!
The good news is, if you're still friends after this event you'll probably stay friends for a long time. But fucking hysterical either way.
7:23 - time to read a dictionary. Nekkid? Seriously, what are you? A 14 year old nerd?
"did you just touch my ass?"
"sir from where i'm standing that is a physical impossibility"
"I know all your tricks"
You hang out at the Liberty Memorial don't you?
what kind of night did you have????
sigh...of course this is from KCMO. i need to move.
Why would you be fingering your own butt?
Lmao "Ray!" *sound effect* "Oh, sorry. My bad."