So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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Was anybody else disgusted by the point that the tits were "flapping"?
Maybe they're in a retirement home?
That's what happens when you have the sex on top. It won't seem so icky when you become a grown up
admitedly op could have thought of a better way to say that
Follow that girl's lead!
He felt a disturbance in the force
What's the big deal? He heard flapping.
Maybe he was having more fun paying attention to them?
Kissing with his eyes open..
The third eye !
I put my money on the fact that this was written by someone who still can't drive. I'm tipped off by the fact that she seems to be impressed by the fact that he noticed another naked girl in the room, instead of being upset with him...
Ummm, no, that just means you were boring him and he was paying attention to her tits.