Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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