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  • 47 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:06pm
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    Aren't you an entitled little prick, OP. Just wait until you're laid off three months into the job because you don't have a degree.

  • 46 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:01pm
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    Hope you read the fine print carefully. Offers can be rescinded, you know.

  • 44 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:59pm
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    I'm a professor and let me tell what I think. I think YES, one less fucking exam to grade. And I just enter a nice litte zero in my spreadsheet and give the grade. Of course, you better have figured that out all perfectly, since if you fail that class and don't have credits to graduate...you really will be fucked.

  • 39 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:39pm
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    guys... the OP is clearly hard as fuck, i think you're all missing that point. He told his PROFESSOR that he didn't give a fuck... i mean... wow. News flash OP, the professor cares even less about you doing well on the exam than you do. Go fuck yourself.

  • 37 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:12pm
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    Your job security is about as shaky as Michael J. Fox's extremities. I love it when people potentially fuck themselves over by being an arrogant fuck.

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:03pm
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    Usually you need a diploma for the "signed employment contract" to be valid. Not the best move, unless it's a contract for the military.

  • 31 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:28am
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    8:59 must teach underwater basket weaving if they have to use TFLN as an attempt to feel better about themselves.

  • 33 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:26pm
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    The OP just needs to pass, so who cares otherwise? I'm in the same boat, so I feel the same way.

  • 34 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:35pm
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    Good luck in your future career of being little shit douchebag.

  • 33 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:09am
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    Why the fuck would you burn that bridge? Turn a half ass final in like everyone else and graduate... Karma is a bitch... And everyone really does know everyone. (former boss I told to shove it, is neighbors with current boss)

  • 27 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:02pm
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    Nothing like being a massive prick either

  • 29 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:18pm
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    Only when the misfortune is justly deserved. :)

  • 29 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:20pm
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    What a fucking douche. Obviously you didn't learn a damn thing in college. Too bad your parents wasted their money.

  • 27 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:39am
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    Too bad what he/she thinks is an employment contract is most likely an agreement outlining salaries amd start dates but also stating that it is all employment at will...

  • 31 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:08pm
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    UC? Xavier? If you were at Cincinnati State it's not like it even mattered passing there is like redoing highschool

  • 30 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:13pm
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    ...and your employment contract is undoubtably for mcdonalds.

  • 28 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:55pm
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    7:46 is even more idiotic and disgusting than 7:07.

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:09pm
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    I'm disappointed that nobody noticed this area code is from Cincinnati, which explains everything. they think they're the shit even when they don't deserve it.

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:43pm
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    Nothing like a credited prof to walk up and tell the employer that said individual gives up when he thinks he's locked in.. If colleges can retract admission for a sloppy last semester pretty sure someone paying you, can do the same...

  • 26 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:11am
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    I'm thinking UC. Just because this person is so wrong about how badass they are.

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:35am
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    everyone on this site is such a hater- you all are full of it. the point is the op can say what we all wish we could have said to every one of those prick profs when we were in college but were too afraid of the consequences. believe it or not, youre not all morally superior to everyone else

    • 0 0
      Submitted by DuhBatman357 on Jan 11, 12 at 9:30pm
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      I concur with this statement entirely. Not to mention, who doesn't like telling authority figures to go fuck themselves? Hell, who doesn't like telling people to fuck themselves in general. Fuck EVERYONE on this site. And fuck everyone that DOESNT get on this site. Fuckin asshole bitch-ass dick suckin Mother fuckers.

  • 25 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:27pm
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    20 bucks this little shit actually said "sorry sir i wont miss your final sir...should i bend over to pull up my socks for you sir?"

  • 23 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:07pm
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    Is oxford still 513? I'm pretty sure it changes.

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:14pm
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    Schadenfreude much, 7:12?

  • 15 13
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 9:34pm
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    smaaaaart move

  • 21 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:53pm
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    and it turns out the contract is for 5 years... and then what? nothing. ur fucked. that's what you get

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:02am
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    A UC or Xavier student with an employment contract--riiight...this is totally a Miami student

  • 21 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:08am
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    I meant I love how

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:15am
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    Fast food isn't a real job...

  • 12 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:07am
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    I how because of one text from one person in a certian area code, everyone starts freaking about and makes stupid ignorant generalizations about the entire city.

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