did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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