Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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