Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
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it is from college humor. ha
Stay classy, Orlando.
Cock blocked before you got the check for dinner=Dutch treat
this was obviously a statement made to get rid of HIM not her
After that statement I'd go to the restroom and bail.
well no one said you had to get married, who cares
haha everyone assumes the blind date was a chick... I know some pretty vain guys who would hold the mentality that they have to look perfect until they settle down. GOD so many husbands put on fugly beer guts in like, less than a year!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll punch you in the cunt, it's legal in France.
even if the girl was joking, she still probably will let herself go...hell i've seen it happen to peoples girlfriends after a year or too...they get fat and whiny and then wonder why their husband/boyfriend cheats
10:57 - because I'm sure you're only person in the world to ever say this... get over yourself.
11:35 - you are the definition of hilarious. I don't even know why... but it's awesome.
yeah...i think she sabotaged it on purpose...so that's when you counter with "mmmm...i love bangin fat chicks"
Both genders let themselves go after marriage. Fucking lazy humans.
how do we know the message was sent by a guy and the blind date was a girl?
Just reply to that with "that's why I am never going to get married", finish your meal and then say you're going to the bathroom and sneak out leaving her to pay the check. She can find her own fucking way back home.
This was on ruminations a while back. How do I know? Because it happened to me and I submitted it! You fucking unoriginal twat.
11:35 made me actually lol. win.
"I can't wait for the end of dinner, so I can let you go."
just because you fuck fat guys doesn't mean I fuck fat chicks. Hit the treadmill sweetheart
LMFAO. @ July 17, 2009 11:35AM
i am moving to France
You should've punched her in the vag
8:47 is quite obviously not a human.
thats when you reply with "oh dont worry i dont plan on marrying you i was just going to put it in your poopar a few times then run"
so when it happens to a guy, it MUST be planned by the girl, but if it happens to a girl (a guy saying something retarded on the 1st date), it CANT be? look at the text about the guy who started talking about "feelings" for reference. fucking feminists with their double standards.
Pretty sure that was on college humor
i've definitely heard that somewhere before