Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is Oprah even human
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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