He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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