I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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