Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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