so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
