GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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