I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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