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  • You could be covered in excrement of various origins. You could come down with a sudden case of projectile bodily fluid evacuation. You could have been killed by a chunk of blue ice from a passing international flight. I think I'm done for now.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 2, 12 at 11:36am
  • You could not have fishnets

    Submitted by wagner220 on Nov 2, 12 at 11:26am
  • There's a great many things worse than that. Just get married. You'll see soon enough.

    Submitted by Scubalove73 on Nov 4, 12 at 6:31pm
  • How about; "Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever."

    Submitted by rimmion on Nov 2, 12 at 9:22pm
  • Aw, did eighty eight not have a fun Halloween?

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 3, 12 at 3:14am
  • cancer.

    Submitted by nniikkaayy on Nov 5, 12 at 3:04am