How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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