and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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I want my school mascot to be a taco
try having a "Sun" as a mascot. Im going to give you skin cancer.
funfact: pinecones are actually huge symbols for fertility
...but still a lame mascot
There are sluts everywhere around here.
You must just be really ugly.
The world's worst mascots are probably the Whittier Poets or the Pomona Sagehens.
The Woodlands is the best. You didn't get laid cause you can't afford us.
ours was recently changed to a manatee ( sea cow.) Sooo Sssllllloooowwww.....
hahahaa wooooooooooooodlands. leaving that shithole forever was priceless
The pine cone isn't the schools mascot it's the towns
People get laid in the Woodlands ALL the time. it's like home of the rich sluts.
omg... the woodlands...
HAHA, the woodlands!.... lots of people get laid. you're just a loser.
haha maybe you're not getting laid...but houston is a feeding ground for most of us normal ppl
I love the woodlands. Nothing like the smell of daddy issues and cocaine in the morning.
My neighbor school's mascot is a beaver. So their middle school cheerleaders wear uniforms that say "Little beavers" However my mascot is a kiln, so not much better, but seriously, little beaver. Ha.
@ 1:57 ..... can't afford us?? I can get the whole bar there waisted and not even break a sweat, pay for two girls drinks in midtown and I start considering selling my second motorcycle
no, the girls there just think they are rich, truth is just that everything around them is cheap.
Long Beach State Dirtbags. That is all.
or university of arkansas @ monticellos bullweevils... also its pomona & pitzer :D they are joined together for athletic programs in the consortium
Lmaoo 4:42pm Just made my fucking liifeee.
And 3:48pm, My school was The Home Of The Trojans alsoo.. Hmm.
Haahaha gotta love the woodlands! :)
The Woodlands might suck. . .but so do the girls @ the Fox & the Hound.
if you aren't getting laid in the woodlands then there's something wrong. Everywhere you look, there's a slut here.
Lol(: I love how I shop there.
At least it's not a vok. I mean wtf is a vok anyways?!!!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even have to read the area code to know that is my hometown. WOOOOOOOODLANDS FUCK YEAH! HAHAHAHA
and a big thumbs up to 2:09!
Yep, our mascot is a piece of plaid fabric.
I see what you did there, 3:41.
I got laid there, hit up the fox n hound, tons of sluts
Haha :) myy area code
Fox n Hound AND Rookies. Its easy to find cheap girls with daddy issues in this town
i love the woodlands!!
but yeahh theres sumthin wrong wit u not the woodlands if u didnt get laid
Hahahaha pine cove!!!!
dude my school mascot is the "cavers" not cavemen, even that would be sorta cool, but it was too "sexist" so now we're the cavers. sucks. so. much. ive lost all school pride.
you can't get laid in the woodlands? you need to try a little harder my friend.
that is the gayest thing i have seen in many years! they should be shot for having such a terrible pine cone mascot. the woodlands sucks anyways
4:17 - its all good, you live in fort collins. cheeba hut makes up for it =]
the barkeley is where i get all the girls
I'm pretty sure about 90% of the reason why someone might get laid is their school mascot.
Also, 74% of all statistics are made up.
hahahaha 850 same here. Thats really freaking funny
My school was "Home of the Trojans." I really can't somplain.
redskins are where the sluts are at
i want to go to risd just so i can have scrotie as my mascot and the balls as my basketball team.