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  • The pine cone isn't the schools mascot it's the towns

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I want my school mascot to be a taco

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:08pm
  • that is the gayest thing i have seen in many years! they should be shot for having such a terrible pine cone mascot. the woodlands sucks anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:29pm
  • try having a "Sun" as a mascot. Im going to give you skin cancer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:07am
  • Haha :) myy area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 8:40am
  • funfact: pinecones are actually huge symbols for fertility ...but still a lame mascot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:50am
  • There are sluts everywhere around here. You must just be really ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:13am
  • The Woodlands might suck. . .but so do the girls @ the Fox & the Hound.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:41pm
  • People get laid in the Woodlands ALL the time. it's like home of the rich sluts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:16pm
  • The Woodlands is the best. You didn't get laid cause you can't afford us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:57am
  • omg... the woodlands...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:30pm
  • hahahaa wooooooooooooodlands. leaving that shithole forever was priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:20pm
  • My neighbor school's mascot is a beaver. So their middle school cheerleaders wear uniforms that say "Little beavers" However my mascot is a kiln, so not much better, but seriously, little beaver. Ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 6:51pm
  • I love the woodlands. Nothing like the smell of daddy issues and cocaine in the morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:24pm
  • haha maybe you're not getting laid...but houston is a feeding ground for most of us normal ppl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:06pm
  • The world's worst mascots are probably the Whittier Poets or the Pomona Sagehens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Lmaoo 4:42pm Just made my fucking liifeee. And 3:48pm, My school was The Home Of The Trojans alsoo.. Hmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:15am
  • @ 1:57 ..... can't afford us?? I can get the whole bar there waisted and not even break a sweat, pay for two girls drinks in midtown and I start considering selling my second motorcycle no, the girls there just think they are rich, truth is just that everything around them is cheap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:42pm
  • or university of arkansas @ monticellos bullweevils... also its pomona & pitzer :D they are joined together for athletic programs in the consortium

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:49pm
  • HAHA, the woodlands!.... lots of people get laid. you're just a loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:08am
  • Lol(: I love how I shop there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:37pm
  • and a big thumbs up to 2:09!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:45am
  • At least it's not a vok. I mean wtf is a vok anyways?!!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:51am
  • if you aren't getting laid in the woodlands then there's something wrong. Everywhere you look, there's a slut here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:49am
  • ours was recently changed to a manatee ( sea cow.) Sooo Sssllllloooowwww.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:33pm
  • I got laid there, hit up the fox n hound, tons of sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:59am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even have to read the area code to know that is my hometown. WOOOOOOOODLANDS FUCK YEAH! HAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 8:50pm
  • I see what you did there, 3:41.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:52pm
  • I'm pretty sure about 90% of the reason why someone might get laid is their school mascot. Also, 74% of all statistics are made up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:35am
  • Tartans. Yep, our mascot is a piece of plaid fabric.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:09pm
  • dude my school mascot is the "cavers" not cavemen, even that would be sorta cool, but it was too "sexist" so now we're the cavers. sucks. so. much. ive lost all school pride.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:54pm
  • i love the woodlands!! but yeahh theres sumthin wrong wit u not the woodlands if u didnt get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Long Beach State Dirtbags. That is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Fox n Hound AND Rookies. Its easy to find cheap girls with daddy issues in this town

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Haahaha gotta love the woodlands! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:15pm
  • you can't get laid in the woodlands? you need to try a little harder my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:08am
  • the woodlands FUCK YEAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Hahahaha pine cove!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:05pm
  • i want to go to risd just so i can have scrotie as my mascot and the balls as my basketball team.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:53pm
  • the barkeley is where i get all the girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:28pm
  • hahahaha 850 same here. Thats really freaking funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:06pm
  • 4:17 - its all good, you live in fort collins. cheeba hut makes up for it =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:24pm
  • My school was "Home of the Trojans." I really can't somplain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:48pm
  • redskins are where the sluts are at

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:11pm
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