and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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that is the gayest thing i have seen in many years! they should be shot for having such a terrible pine cone mascot. the woodlands sucks anyways
I want my school mascot to be a taco
The pine cone isn't the schools mascot it's the towns
funfact: pinecones are actually huge symbols for fertility
...but still a lame mascot
Haha :) myy area code
People get laid in the Woodlands ALL the time. it's like home of the rich sluts.
try having a "Sun" as a mascot. Im going to give you skin cancer.
There are sluts everywhere around here.
You must just be really ugly.
The Woodlands is the best. You didn't get laid cause you can't afford us.
I love the woodlands. Nothing like the smell of daddy issues and cocaine in the morning.
HAHA, the woodlands!.... lots of people get laid. you're just a loser.
My neighbor school's mascot is a beaver. So their middle school cheerleaders wear uniforms that say "Little beavers" However my mascot is a kiln, so not much better, but seriously, little beaver. Ha.
@ 1:57 ..... can't afford us?? I can get the whole bar there waisted and not even break a sweat, pay for two girls drinks in midtown and I start considering selling my second motorcycle
no, the girls there just think they are rich, truth is just that everything around them is cheap.
haha maybe you're not getting laid...but houston is a feeding ground for most of us normal ppl
The Woodlands might suck. . .but so do the girls @ the Fox & the Hound.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even have to read the area code to know that is my hometown. WOOOOOOOODLANDS FUCK YEAH! HAHAHAHA
or university of arkansas @ monticellos bullweevils... also its pomona & pitzer :D they are joined together for athletic programs in the consortium
At least it's not a vok. I mean wtf is a vok anyways?!!!?
I got laid there, hit up the fox n hound, tons of sluts
Lol(: I love how I shop there.
I see what you did there, 3:41.
I'm pretty sure about 90% of the reason why someone might get laid is their school mascot.
Also, 74% of all statistics are made up.
omg... the woodlands...
hahahaa wooooooooooooodlands. leaving that shithole forever was priceless
if you aren't getting laid in the woodlands then there's something wrong. Everywhere you look, there's a slut here.
ours was recently changed to a manatee ( sea cow.) Sooo Sssllllloooowwww.....
Fox n Hound AND Rookies. Its easy to find cheap girls with daddy issues in this town
The world's worst mascots are probably the Whittier Poets or the Pomona Sagehens.
dude my school mascot is the "cavers" not cavemen, even that would be sorta cool, but it was too "sexist" so now we're the cavers. sucks. so. much. ive lost all school pride.
you can't get laid in the woodlands? you need to try a little harder my friend.
Yep, our mascot is a piece of plaid fabric.
Lmaoo 4:42pm Just made my fucking liifeee.
And 3:48pm, My school was The Home Of The Trojans alsoo.. Hmm.
and a big thumbs up to 2:09!
Long Beach State Dirtbags. That is all.
Hahahaha pine cove!!!!
hahahaha 850 same here. Thats really freaking funny
i love the woodlands!!
but yeahh theres sumthin wrong wit u not the woodlands if u didnt get laid
My school was "Home of the Trojans." I really can't somplain.
i want to go to risd just so i can have scrotie as my mascot and the balls as my basketball team.
Haahaha gotta love the woodlands! :)
the barkeley is where i get all the girls
4:17 - its all good, you live in fort collins. cheeba hut makes up for it =]
redskins are where the sluts are at