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  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:57am

    The Woodlands is the best. You didn't get laid cause you can't afford us.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:08pm

    I want my school mascot to be a taco

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:33pm

    ours was recently changed to a manatee ( sea cow.) Sooo Sssllllloooowwww.....

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:07am

    try having a "Sun" as a mascot. Im going to give you skin cancer.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:37pm

    Lol(: I love how I shop there.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:41pm

    The Woodlands might suck. . .but so do the girls @ the Fox & the Hound.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:14pm

    Long Beach State Dirtbags. That is all.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:13am

    There are sluts everywhere around here. You must just be really ugly.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:30pm

    omg... the woodlands...

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:24pm

    I love the woodlands. Nothing like the smell of daddy issues and cocaine in the morning.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:10pm

    The pine cone isn't the schools mascot it's the towns

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:16pm

    People get laid in the Woodlands ALL the time. it's like home of the rich sluts.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:50am

    funfact: pinecones are actually huge symbols for fertility ...but still a lame mascot

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:20pm

    hahahaa wooooooooooooodlands. leaving that shithole forever was priceless

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:45pm

    The world's worst mascots are probably the Whittier Poets or the Pomona Sagehens.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:42pm

    @ 1:57 ..... can't afford us?? I can get the whole bar there waisted and not even break a sweat, pay for two girls drinks in midtown and I start considering selling my second motorcycle no, the girls there just think they are rich, truth is just that everything around them is cheap.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:52pm

    I see what you did there, 3:41.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:49pm

    or university of arkansas @ monticellos bullweevils... also its pomona & pitzer :D they are joined together for athletic programs in the consortium

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:06pm

    haha maybe you're not getting laid...but houston is a feeding ground for most of us normal ppl

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:15pm

    Haahaha gotta love the woodlands! :)

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 8:40am

    Haha :) myy area code

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:49am

    if you aren't getting laid in the woodlands then there's something wrong. Everywhere you look, there's a slut here.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:15am

    Lmaoo 4:42pm Just made my fucking liifeee. And 3:48pm, My school was The Home Of The Trojans alsoo.. Hmm.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 6:51pm

    My neighbor school's mascot is a beaver. So their middle school cheerleaders wear uniforms that say "Little beavers" However my mascot is a kiln, so not much better, but seriously, little beaver. Ha.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:45am

    and a big thumbs up to 2:09!

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:08am

    HAHA, the woodlands!.... lots of people get laid. you're just a loser.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:05pm

    i love the woodlands!! but yeahh theres sumthin wrong wit u not the woodlands if u didnt get laid

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:29pm

    that is the gayest thing i have seen in many years! they should be shot for having such a terrible pine cone mascot. the woodlands sucks anyways

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:59am

    I got laid there, hit up the fox n hound, tons of sluts

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:09pm

    Tartans. Yep, our mascot is a piece of plaid fabric.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:40pm

    the woodlands FUCK YEAH

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:54pm

    dude my school mascot is the "cavers" not cavemen, even that would be sorta cool, but it was too "sexist" so now we're the cavers. sucks. so. much. ive lost all school pride.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:08am

    you can't get laid in the woodlands? you need to try a little harder my friend.

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 8:50pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even have to read the area code to know that is my hometown. WOOOOOOOODLANDS FUCK YEAH! HAHAHAHA

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:35am

    I'm pretty sure about 90% of the reason why someone might get laid is their school mascot. Also, 74% of all statistics are made up.

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:05pm

    Hahahaha pine cove!!!!

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:06pm

    Fox n Hound AND Rookies. Its easy to find cheap girls with daddy issues in this town

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:51am

    At least it's not a vok. I mean wtf is a vok anyways?!!!?

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:06pm

    hahahaha 850 same here. Thats really freaking funny

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:11pm

    redskins are where the sluts are at

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:24pm

    4:17 - its all good, you live in fort collins. cheeba hut makes up for it =]

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:28pm

    the barkeley is where i get all the girls

  • 33 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:53pm

    i want to go to risd just so i can have scrotie as my mascot and the balls as my basketball team.

  • 37 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:48pm

    My school was "Home of the Trojans." I really can't somplain.