Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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