Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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