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  • Since when do you look at your ball sack when you piss? Fabricated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:23pm
  • I'm glad I am not the only one who finds the pretzle fucker amusing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:50pm
  • what a fastideous and thorough piss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Well least now you will know your right from your left :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:30pm
  • I know what your thinking, and the answer is yes. I DO have a name for my penis. I call it the octagon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:33am
  • 4:55 so does your mom ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:03pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:39pm
  • eww, come on east Texas.

    Submitted by ringo77chan on Jun 5, 10 at 12:03am
  • 6:56- does it matter Left or Right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:03pm
  • You people just need to fucking suck it up!! This site is ment for entertainment so look and laugh, no body wants your stupid as fuck critism!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:11am
  • I check my balls all the time it's called caring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 5:47 thumbs down for the spelling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:39pm
  • 4:44, I you don't like it and you don't want it to waste your battery, then stop looking at tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Perhaps this was meant for pure entertaiment purposes. I thot it was funny regaurdless of truth or fiction. You need to take ur caffine and cut it in half.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 4:14 I have been trying to text this site from my BlackBerry for days... It doesn't work...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:15pm
  • So does TFLN have only fucking 13 year olds as moderators? Shit on here is getting dumber and dumber! The only funny fucking thing now days is the stupid ass, but funny PRETZLE fucker !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:15pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:24am
  • I'm embarrassed this is my area code, NE Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:56pm
  • every time i go pee i check my boobs for any memos i've written on them. I'm out of milk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:54am
  • It helps to keep you peeing straight when you know R and L.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:53am
  • october 14, 6:01 pm, you misspelled fastidious. i'm almost blacked out and i STILL know that, sorry sweetheart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:46am
  • My friends room mate tatted L-E-F-T on his left toes and R-I-G-H-T on his right toes to win a "stupidest tatoo" contest on a San Diego radio station. He won all expenses paid plus VIP for coachella two years ago. I don't care what I win... A grown person just shouldn't do that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:59am
  • Really? Who the fuck lifts up their ballsack and looks at the bottom when they piss. Stop wasting my fuckin phone battery by putting this made up bullshit on here and get a fuckin life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:44pm
  • That's amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Whatever, as long as L and R were actually labeled correctly I ain't mad at ya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:03am
  • Did you find any pretzels under there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:28am
  • Omfg I think I just pissed myself ahahaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:48pm
  • O ya texarkana baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:52pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:38am
  • dude.. i check my balls. what's the issue?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:58am
  • it's from seinfeld! everyone knows that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:45pm
  • w...t...f...

    Submitted by SWAPride on Nov 13, 10 at 1:18am
  • 5:47 thumb up for you good sir (or ma'am) for the use of fastidious. bravo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:21pm
  • You lifted your sack and looked at the bottom when you were pissing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:06pm
  • I think I have swine ful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:42pm
  • these pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Thank you i always thought it meant other person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:14pm
  • I hope someone else did this, otherwise ur just fucking lame ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:39pm
  • I love ball sacks in my mouth. Nom nom nom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:00pm
  • whats with the pretzels what does that meannn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Which is a shame because I am hopelessly addicted to this site... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:15pm
  • I fucking hate the pretzle douche fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:01pm
  • i like balls in my ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Or better yet they both should've been labeled R and R for Reft and Right Fuckin gook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:16am
  • Secret code: LLRR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:27pm
  • So crazy, I went to take a shit and looked at my ass cheeks and they were labeled L and R

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Lol @ 4:44 epic post i lol'd irl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Right on 7:19! We know you are a regular! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Sometimes I get mine mixed up too ;(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:55pm