why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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LMAO - I think it's hilarious that everyone here gets so riled up because of what some hick american says. People! We KNOW Canada's better - and i'm american!
I hardly think a person from Louisiana has room to talk on this subject.
I live near and visit Canada a lot and the OP is just off on this one.
I'll say this to support my Canadian peeps who are hosting me during the olympics ... Don't mess with the red and white!
this is a useless battle people.
accents are everywhere, no matter where you're from.
quit being ignorant assholes and accept that accents are interpreted by people differently.
but i honestly don't know how a Canadian can sound like a horny gerbil, once again, ignorant.
I think you've been watching too much South Park and have based your opinions of Canadians on that. Believe it or not, we speak good and proper English, don't live in igloos, and we are not stupid.
Oh boy.. I'm Canadian and my job entails speaking with Americans all day long.... Maybe you should call your cousins in the south, then call me, and see who you can understand more clearly. fuck your life.
Canadians, people from the US, Brazilians, Mexicans etc are all Americans. There is North America, South America and Central America. Why do the United States get to be the ones that call themselves Americans.?
The U.S is only good for 2 things > sluts and herpes.. and no one wants EITHER. :)
whats wrong with sluts ???
well, that's mature of you. Fail Geography often?
well said 1:41..both on your main point, and about the sexy chicks in Ohio.
Fuck Americans...you are the most
Hated country because all your people are dipshits canadians are respected around the world an we don't fucking talk like horny gerbils are stuck in out throats. I hate america with a passion every one of you talk like you have dildos stuck in your throat
Guess he just heard that we burned down the White House in 1812...
Anyway, think he's getting us confused with the Aussies - they'll eat anything, including horny gerbils and erotic koalas...
11:06 & 11:18 - That! Thank you.
1:59- Well i guess you wouldn't be going fishing anymore :)
Are you fucking stupid 3:07 ?? I do relize Canada was once part of Britain that's what the 1:39's whole text was about... CANADA it's self did not burn down the white house. ie - it's made of concrete but Britain did knock down a wall and burn an inner portion. But yes the UNITED STATES did indeed win the war of 1813
uuuuuhhh.... i'm with 6:04..
even if all we did was play hockey it's STILL more than what you can do lol
what does a horny gerbil sound like anyways?
to 7:15 am--theres no such thing as having "less of an accent" every single speaking person in the world has some sort of accent, and it is most likely the accent of the people they grew up around. also no accents are "better or worse" than others. dont hate on Americans.
Ya we'll see who's laughing when the US nukes the fuck out of canada.
December 30, 2009 1:59PM ,
realistically speaking, if the U.S. nuked Canada, , the states would suffer devastating losses of human life and resources... nuclear fallout. im betting it would fucking suck. i have lived in both countries, and you know what? there are ignorant people in both countries, hell there are ignorant people all over the world. it's the way of life. deal with it
Ha, I'm from Louisiana thank you very much. And I don't sound like a "hick." Not many people I know do. I have a slight southern accent. But, then again everywhere you go everyone has an accent. And I wouldn't say the "most beautiful" people are in one place. Beauty is defined differently by everyone.
Oh and BTW you can't judge how stupid someone is from where there from that's just ignorant.
w w w. Canadasucks . C o m
To see a full map of the US's invasion of Canada :)
This is so childish. I've spent a summer in the US and I've been asked why Canadians hate Americans. How the fuck was I suppose to answer... we don't hate Americans but we despise the American way of thinking. I like you guys a lot but I can't stand all the little Kanye inside you.
That being said, I must have an accent as well since I'm a fucking Quebec girl... is that bad?! Who fucking cares anyway.
Umm I have no fucking idea what that means but okay whatever OP
um you idiots. canadian is a slang term for African Americans...dumbasses.
C'mon guys - have some North American solidarity Let's make fun of people who seriously mangle the English language, like Australians, New Zealanders and South Africans!
Canadians for the most part talk like Midwesterners who say "Eh?". If it sounds like they have gerbils in their throat, maybe you should stay back from Newfies with nasty colds.
11:18 Nice job calling the argument"childish" and then making generalizations like everyone else in this discussion. You can't say that all Americans think the same and you CERTAINLY can't say that we're all like Kanye, you're being just as ridiculous as everyone else. There is no one "American way of thinking".
I'm from port Huron, and the "eh" or any form of the "south park" has never occured. When I went to work down south in Atlanta, I can say you spoke slower but that was it really.
Get over yourselfs, Michigan has the accent more then Canada any day.
I also don't live in an igloo you tool
anyway... who cares ? The most beautiful girls are in quebec, canada.
hahaha, this is ridiculous!
Especially since the way canadians pronounce words varies across the country, just like it does in the states.
I'm Canadian. I am unaware of a horny gerbil in my throat. I love lots of Americans.
Time to start the invasion !!!!
I think everyone here needs to realize that this is meant to be a funny website, therefore this is supposed to be a joke. I'm sure if this person really wanted to insult canadians, they would have found a better example than 'horny gerbil' to use. Stop taking everything so seriously.
I heart canadians
at least we don't talk like we've got our heads up our asses
Classy....very classy kinda like to know how u know what a horny gerbil sounds like in the first place
To all my Canadian people: Chill, we're supposed to be more laid back than this.
To all my American people: I do have an accent, but it has nothing to do with gerbils... more like hampsters.
Happy New Year's everyone, go watch the Hangover and laugh a little, sounds like y'all could use it.
first of all that text makes absolutely no sense, and secondly your a fucking fool for thinking that we sound like anything remotely dumb because clearly you havent heard the sound of half of americas dumb fucking accents, fucking southern dumb fucks
11:44 because our country name contains "America" (as in United States of America) and no one else's does
Hilarious how bent out of shape people get over this.
The Canadian accent is considered one of the easiest to understand in the world, which is why many are hired as news broadcasters.
Southern accents, on the other hand, get me all hot and bothered.
See? All accents have something going for 'em.
In soviet Russia you get stuck in horny gerbils throat!
Aha fuck you...all amercians talk like duche
10H08. I agree. Girls in Montreal are so hot
1:05 ... ahahaha thats too funny, I'm totally gonna use that joke - and I'm Canadian.
Both countries are beautiful and they both have some pretty awesome people in them. Just like anywhere.
You guys should move to Montreal.
I've never heard or saw a horny gerbil, but if it's that sexy, I agree to that tlfn.
10:49 half the world doesnt even know canada exists.
actually canada DID burn down the white house which is WHY it was then painted white, this is a stupid argument, everyone is too big headed on BOTH sides. Although it is true that America is one of the most hated countries in the world (even places like Italy hate america) but Canada is supposed to be above all that...but it is true that some amerians are pretty dumb anyone ever see this hour has 60 minutes and the polar bear petition for Toronto pure jokes!!
9/11 Americans wont get this joke.
not american, get it, not funny. i guess you have to not have a soul to think this is funny.
Canadians are only good for 3 things - beer, hockey, and eh.
Louisiana < Canada
Gerbil sounds > fucking your cousins and getting pwned by a hurricane
You are right, I DO live in an igloo! and my pet Polar bear and penguin just love it here.
Stupid fuckin AMERICANS. Why don't you go choke on your sisters dick :) GO CANADA!
Americans = dumbass'
Ps. Canadians are loved all over the world.Americans are the only people who like other Americans.
Wow. Nuke the fuck out of us, eh? But then where will you get all of your clean water and natural resources? Ignorance is sad. Just so you know, people who make uneducated statements like the ones posted above are the ones who give their countrymen bad names...Canadian and American. We all live in two of the best countries in the world, let's show a little dignity and gratitude. A joke is just a joke.
We do not :(
Amen to that, 9:19!
hahaha, they totally do sound like horny gerbils--WEIRD lol. The whole aboout and sooooory thing bothers me a lot. French bastards.
Ahh we don't... Maybe you're just making friends with a couple of Canadian hicks. But seriously I car assure you, we talk better (less of an accent) than americains do... Don't talk shit.
I'm English, surely to u guys we speak with a stranger accent than a Canadian or Southerner...
Americans say "you know" alot
I'm Canadian and I laughed at this. Just stating for the record.
Fuck the states, I am a canadian and I work in a call center that takes entirely call from the united states. from maine to florida and across to california, every one I talk to is either condecending and has a fuse that is to short to handle, I will stand up and say americans, for the majority are assholes.
If people want to speak about idiocy at least have some ammunition...Look up Rick Mercer's 'Talking to Americans'...Michael Moore's 'Bowling for Columbine' , 'Farenheit 9/11' or 'Sicko'....nuff said.
5:30 that's redonkulous, find me a way to prove beauty and i'll buy you a space heater for your igloo. (just kidding, don't cry)
6:29 learn to spell canadians.
almost everyone else on this forum: read a motherfuckin book or something, canadians AND americans, in the time i spent reading this i probably lost 20 IQ points from all of you stupid fucks.
Your spelling amd grammar is that of a douche bag. But good try, fuckhead
it was a mistake it should have read genitiles
this is so dumb.
But, canadians are better.
when the states nuke canada??? are you retarded? that would highly impact the northern states too. but then look at the average iq of most americans. go eat a cheeseburger
11:18 - Yes, it is bad. Why don't you guys just seperate already?
HAHAHAHA I completely agree with 9:19 and I'm American too America just sucks lol
all they can do is play hockey
Oh the Canadian vs American bashing never ends does it?
I'm from Canada, and I work at a resort...the place is full of Americans all summer and we've never had an issue..not about speech anyway :)
Plus..they tip constantly! <3
how does this make sense? oh yeah it doesnt.
Well at least Canadians don't place gerbils up their butts for sexual pleasure.....animal husbandry is so American Mid West hick.....
Uhm idunno and i am a canadian... Even though thats bullsshit i think its funny xP
I dunno though, where are they from? Im from Ottawa and theyre not like that
HAHAHAHAHAHA whatt?? This is too random and hilarious to be offensive
That's what she said.
ok im a dual canadian american citizen and i can say anyone who actually hates either country is a moron. from what ive seen in both countries anyone with intelligence realizes we are close allies and with out the other our economies would collapse.
ps 1:39 canada until recently was a british colony and the war of 1812 was a draw, dont know how you figured america won when canada clearly ended as a seperate country
Hey 7:22. Good try on that one, dumbfuck. Dumbass canadians didn't "burn down " the white house, Britain knocked down a wall and destroyed a portion of the interior building. But anyway dumbass,(7:22) you cannot burn down the white house.. It's made of concrete. Props to Britain but guess what? We still won the war of 1812
haha wow, this is fucking ridiculous. shame on you tfln
Fuck you stupid canadians.
i'm from toronto and i think it's hilarious.. take a chill pill
You dumb American fuck
Ummm..I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be a joke. If this person really wanted to make fun of Canada they probably wouldve said setuing worse. Anyways the Canadians say we shouldn't think of them as all one person because they're all different; but then SOME of them start saying Americans talk like country dumb asses and start trashing on our country when they don't want us to be mean to theors? Honestly I didn't know that they could be such hipocrits sometimes. Or at least some of them
- 4:09 i agree with you its a proven fact that canadian women are the most beautiful women.
anywho idont have anything against americans but pretty fucken pathetic to think your better , were all equal human beings put that at the back of your mind and get off your high horse and watch "endgame" youtube what will you have left to say when were all run by one government
Wow, I didn't know how many canadians were on this site.
How bout you fuck off and don't chirp Canadians
1:59- Well i guess you wouldn't be able to go fishing anymore :)
You know how they named Canada? By pulling Scrabble tiles. "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
I'm from Prince Edward, Canada (the smallest province in the country), and if anything, I talk like I have a horny gerbil stuck in my throat - and I find this post hilarious. Get over yourselves.
12:49, First, fuck Canada.
Second get a real fucking job.
Third, Canada is a fucking joke.
Fourth, get off shit that 99% of Americans use. Dumbfucktard
Canadians suck, the only thing they have to offer is hockey and maple syrup
...most native louisianans are canadian decent. FYI.
Some Canadians are assholes, some Americans are...generalizing based on geography is idiotic.
hahahahahha a homeless canadian ehhhh??
Ya we'll see who's laughing when the US nukes the fuck out of canada.
can somebody in Canada please give me some penguin porn? dat shits hot
^ I meant sound to all you spelling nazis
All canadiens are worthless. The whole country is worthless.
Michael Moore is a ruh-tard.
12:49. OMG I live in Windsor too. xD
and mr America is awesome, you and america suck and are stupid.
we have health care
I can say even as a female, mines bigger.
I could go on and on with shit on the states and hiw much they suck. we may have fewer people, but have more space, oh and uhm,
when fucking zombies attack, we win.
hey shut the fuck up
oh and no one likes quebec, just separate already you frenchmen
I lived in the U.S. four four months for school.. All the americans said i had absolutley no accent and that their southerners were harder to understand than me .. case closed
Us Canadians don't speak like horny gerbils! You must be thinking of Newfies, but then you may as well change that to handicapped gerbils! Bwhahaha
In a war, who would win, Canada or USA?
Well the USA did win the war of 1812.
Haha gotta rep that 504!!!
NO you dumbfuckers!! Canada did not burn down the fucking white house!! It's made of CONCRETE which is why britains pussy asses only knocked down a wall!!!!!!