"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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