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  • 89 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:16am

    9:02 old enough to know your mother's a whore

  • 80 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:14pm

    i think i have also had sloppy firsts. i feel for you.

  • 71 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:14am

    10:55, thanks for the detailed description. Most people use this site as a learning experience vs. entertainment. Douche!

  • 69 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:02am

    8:55 how old are you?

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:40pm

    it could be a reference to the book Sloppy Firsts, if a girl wrote it

  • 64 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:12am

    I think it could be that the action was just sloppy (inexperienced, so hopefully a virgin) I dated a guy who could fit that "sloppy firsts" description. Pitiful.

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:55am

    I'm not sure what sloppy firsts are, but sloppy seconds has nothing to do with being a virgin or not being a virgin. Sloppy seconds means your friend hooked up with him/her, and you got the sloppy seconds when you hooked up with him/her after.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:48am

    Why is this a bad night??isn't sloppy firsts basically a virgin?

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:31am

    i had sloppy firsts once after like seven minutes it got really boring and i started to lose my hard so i pulled out told her i wasnt in the mood and got head. So bad sex ended in a good night

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:29pm

    11:14 Some people use this site to call strangers douches.

  • 58 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:41pm

    sounds like she's just super wet or....loose!

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:00pm

    So you say you had sloppy firsts. hmmmm.....Ae you interested in this bridge I have for sale?

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:36am

    9:16 how's that herpes working out for you?

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:04am

    So he's saying he's the one who hooked up first?

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:37pm

    You people or a bit sad. Sloppy First. It means what is says.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:31pm

    really.... really.... sloppy firsts mean it was real sloppy like she already got some right before you. So shes either a big ol slut or a real good fuck, I'm guessing both