She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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She was 300 lbs. and she was holding a fillet knife and a bottle of Frank's Red Hot... I woke up in a cold sweat.
Your username makes your comment so much more hilarious than it already is.
Just make your sister a sandwich, damn!
If you passed that up without a damn good reason, turn in your man card and give me her number.
see cannabislecter's comment...
And you haven't stuffed it down her throat yet? What's wrong with you??
its a trap!
I really hate it when mom goes on a new diet!
Satisfy that woman's hunger!
How'd you see her wink, wasn't she wearing panties?
well, give her that tubesteak smothered in underwear