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  • She was 300 lbs. and she was holding a fillet knife and a bottle of Frank's Red Hot... I woke up in a cold sweat.

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 27, 12 at 10:49am
    • Your username makes your comment so much more hilarious than it already is.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 19, 12 at 11:34pm
  • Just make your sister a sandwich, damn!

    Submitted by zengame on Sep 27, 12 at 10:45am
  • If you passed that up without a damn good reason, turn in your man card and give me her number.

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 27, 12 at 10:44am
  • And you haven't stuffed it down her throat yet? What's wrong with you??

    Submitted by fat_boy on Sep 27, 12 at 12:07pm
  • its a trap!

    Submitted by polacke on Sep 27, 12 at 11:02am
  • I really hate it when mom goes on a new diet!

    Submitted by Phys on Sep 27, 12 at 11:13am
  • Satisfy that woman's hunger!

    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 27, 12 at 5:10pm
  • How'd you see her wink, wasn't she wearing panties?

    Submitted by porksword on Sep 27, 12 at 1:43pm
  • well, give her that tubesteak smothered in underwear

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 27, 12 at 10:49am